Mexican hookers & blow saved this guy's life

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Dec 14, 2014.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    "Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

    Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

    Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

    Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."


    He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

    http://np.reddit.com/r/casualiama/c...mexico_to_buy_chemicals_to_humanely?context=0
     
  2. yosemite sam

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    std free from mexico? :haha:
     
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  3. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Yeah I found that the hardest to believe part, too.
     
  4. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I think it stands for shit taco diarrhea.
     
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    Been to Adelita's bar (& Hotel Coahuila) many times, back in the day ... Best mood enhancer ever

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  6. crazypreacher

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    My gf comes from Mexican stock. Jerks.






    :jj:
     
  7. RenchFries

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    I'm not hating. Some of those chicks are super fucking hot, man.
     
  8. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    all the stds cancel each other out apparently.
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I've this numerous times but not to save my life or anything drama like, just to have fun
     
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  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    jesus christ, you're an asshole-less whoremonger?

    :lol: truly a loser in life.
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    "hi. do you mind if i pay you 50 pesos to watch me shit in a bag?"
     
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    Yet you continue to stalk the guy you label a 'loser' :jj:... Time to focus less on people you harbor a secret boner for, and focus MORE on how you're gonna move out of you mom's basement, Sweetcheeks [​IMG]
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you got a thing with basements. most creepy fags do.
     
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    Which is why you live in one, creepy fag

    Now, get upstairs & go help mom tend to her cellulitis-gunt, Corky
     
  15. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Couple of hookers and an 8ball always restores a fella's will to live. Especially if you experience having your ass eaten while yer dick is being sucked.
     
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  16. RenchFries

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    In Mexico?
     
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    Jerks? and that's all she does?
     
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