News Mexican man kills friend and feeds dong to his dog

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  1. Crazy Jerry

    Crazy Jerry Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps the dog thought that it looked like a burrito......or a chulapa.

    If he had postponed the murder a bit, he could have just chucked it over Trump's wall!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...illing-lifelong-friend-feeding-PENIS-dog.html
    Mexican man gets eight years in prison for killing his lifelong friend and feeding his PENIS to his dog
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    A man from Juarez, Mexico, has been sentenced to eight years in prison after he shot his friend dead, then fed the deceased man's penis to a dog.

    Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes, 25, was walking with his childhood friend Mario Hernandez Banda, 24, after the two had been drinking.

    They began to argue and Reyes claimed Banda 'tried to touch him in a sexual way', the New York Daily News reported.

    Reyes then pulled out a revolver and shot his friend in the head, El Paso Times wrote.

    In a confession Reyes wrote:

    'After pushing him off, he went to urinate in an alley, so I followed him, pulled out my gun and shot him in the head.

    'I then took his knife off him and chopped off his penis as punishment and put it in a bag.'

    Reyes noticed his dog was sniffing the bag and decided to feed the dog the severed penis.

    The dog ate it and Reyes finished walking his pet before going home, leaving Banda's body slumped in an alleyway.

    The incident took place on September 27, 2014, according to El Paso Times.

    The following day, Reyes' conscious got the better of him and he turned himself in to police.

    'He came in covered in cuts and bruises, and said he had fought with his stepfather when he told him what he had done.

    'He then admitting killing his best friend and said that although his friend had tried sexually assaulting him, he was still a human being and didn't deserve to die,' according to police spokesman.

    On Friday a judge has sentenced Reyes to eight years in prison for the killing, according to the New York Daily News.
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    8 years? :what:
     
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    He didn't want it to go to waste.
     
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    Mexican man kills friend and feeds dong to his dog

    Wall? Higher please!
     
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    Do you think a cat would eat a beautiful, thick, veiny penis Beth ?
    It's only natural, right ?
     
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    Dawg???
     
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    HE FED THE DOG A BONE

    RIIIIGGHTT
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Right, it's not like that guy could use it anymore
     
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    No es bueno.
     
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    There is sooo much wrong and stupid with that pic!!!

    :backlol2:
     
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    He's wondering if it makes him gay that he touched a mans penis in order to cut it off.
     
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    Our new country's going to be great!
     
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    Mmm, cocko taco!
     
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    what? Is this kind of like killing your brother over a cheeseburger?
     
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    "After I killed him I cut his penis off as punishment"
     
  19. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep

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    They don't seem to mention four things:

    1. Where this story took place. Was it on the us or in Mexico?

    2. If it took place in the us, were they legal or illegal?

    3. If they were illegal, how did one get the revolver?

    4. What judge sentences someone that commits that level of crime to a mere 8 years?

    It's almost as if the papers want you to sound like a conspiracy theorist just for pointing out the gaps in their journalism
    "Skills"
     
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    It was in chihuahua mexico