Mexico braces for Hurricane Patricia

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  1. Rescued Owl

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    MANZANILLO, Mexico (AP) — Hurricane Patricia headed toward southwestern Mexico Friday as a monster Category 5 storm, the strongest ever in the Western Hemisphere that forecasters said could make a "potentially catastrophic landfall" later in the day.
    Residents of a stretch of Mexico's Pacific Coast dotted with resorts and fishing villages on Thursday boarded up homes and bought supplies ahead of Patricia's arrival.
    With maximum sustained winds near 200 mph (325 kph), Patricia is the strongest storm ever recorded in the eastern Pacific or in the Atlantic, said Dave Roberts, a hurricane specialist at the U.S. National Hurricane Center.
    Patricia's power was comparable to that of Typhoon Haiyan, which left more than 7,300 dead or missing in the Philippines two years ago, according to the U.N.'s World Meteorological Organization.

    In Mexico, officials declared a state of emergency in dozens of municipalities in Colima, Nayarit and Jalisco states that contain the bustling port of Manzanillo and the posh resort of Puerto Vallarta. The governor of Colima ordered schools closed on Friday, when the storm was forecast to make what the Hurricane Center called a "potentially catastrophic landfall."
    According to the 2010 census, there were more than 7.3 million inhabitants in Jalisco state and more than 255,000 in Puerto Vallarta municipality. There were more than 650,000 in Colima state, and more than 161,000 in Manzanillo.
     
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    A ton of rain is going to illegally cross the border in Texas this weekend.

    Thanks obama
     
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    This pic auto-updates by the NHC every 3 hours.

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    Mother Nature is sending them her Biggest and Best hurricane.
    Thanks Trump !
     
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    I wonder what our cut of the damages will be?
     
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    Mexico is going to see at least $800 worth of damage

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    Would I be correct in assuming that a Cat V hurricane might actually improve the infrastructure in Mexico?
     
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    Why you ninja snipering son-of-a-bitch. :D :jj:
     
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    Of course this is not caused by global warming because higher ocean water temperatures have nothing to do with hurricane formation.:duhme:
     
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    Headed right for Puerto Vallarta. :bigcry:
     
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    i'm so glad i live in the middle of a desert. i hope everybody has a place to hide out and hang on.
     
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    This sounds bad must suck if you are there on vacation .
     
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    Wait, isn't Dawg Mexican? Where do he live?
     
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    Dawg lives in Texas. With me. :moobaby:


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    This is horrible...I never have feelings for anyone and I actually feel a little sorry for those poor bastards. Good Luck, cabrones.
     
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    Try Hurricane Trump
     
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    Look out for thousands or hundreds of thousands of "refugees" coming our way. Just in time to make they voters (legal or illegal) for '16.
     
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    oh, ok. Be safe y'all
     
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    cue Fred playing the chicken clucking noises and the mexican sombrero speedy gonzalez song
     
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    thought they were all here by now