Miami Heat's Dwayne Wade's ex wife living on the streets

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]A tipster just sent along the picture you see above. That's Dwyane Wade's ex-wife, Siohvaughn Funches, in the middle of what appears to be some kind of meltdown. Our tipster tells us that he briefly overheard Funches ranting about "$90 million contracts" and "houses on the water." Earlier this month, Funches sued Wade over proceeds from his endorsement deals.
     
  2. BonDuckwald

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    The way in which "C H I D R E N" was spelled clearly indicates that they attempted to sound it out as best they could.
     
  3. JDDaBadAhz

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    Gold digging cunt got burned I bet.
     
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    Please baby jesus...let this be Beff in 5 yrs.
     
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    She was his high school sweetheart and mother of his children, then he became famous...
     
  6. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    She's full of shit: this is a "leaked" Buchwald type publicity stunt probably suggested by her shark of a lawyer:

     
  7. HooHoo

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DlistCelebutard again.
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Unfortunately our media hypnotized drones are easily swayed by snippets of "news" such as this, and she and her lawyer may be taking advantage of that. "I ain't reading all that shit" should be the national motto.
     
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    Get a Job Cunt! So like every women they think a guy's job is to take care of you like your her Daddy?? Get a fucking job. Work! All these lazy cunts go to college & the moment the real world hits when they graduate & start working they... A) Quickly bullshit around & go back to school to get a masters. B) Find some loser dude willing to marry her as she sits at home as he fucking works his ass off.
     
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    Don't forget, she shits out a kid to have a reason not to get a job, then quits fucking until he's fed up and about to leave, then she tries for another kid to repeat the cycle. Oh, and she's spent this whole summer parading her kid around to various amusement parks so, "He can have one last summer as an only child." No chance of that spoiling him and making him resent the new baby of course.

    That's the EXACT storyline to a conversation I overheard between my girlfriend and one of her friends. Scary shit...
     
  11. KjCarson

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    This nut job lost custody of her kids to a Pro athlete who's on the road most of the year.
    Nuff said.:coffee:
    Knew she was a whack job when I saw her doing an interview during a Christmas basketball game. Her whole titties were hangin out. [​IMG]
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...many a guy would like to see their ex in the concrete bunk next to her. too many women think marriage is an annuity program.
     
  13. Quite Frankly

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    Well, she does have rather nice bewbs
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    if that's any consolation....
     
  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Does anyone else suspect bipolar disorder or some other behavioral-health-related reason for a woman, who is supposedly getting all that alimony, living on the street?

    Somethin's not addin' up here, folks and that usually spells mental illness or substance abuse.
     
  15. HowieStearn

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    many/most homeless people have mental problems, often schizophrenia. she just a golddigger ho down on her luck
     
  16. unclefreddy

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    My new hero:


    [video=youtube;T0xoKiH8JJM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM[/video]

    You got to admit, this guy has a solid argument.
     
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    ...bwaaaa hahahaha hit the treadmill biotch!
     
  18. 14chimneys

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    Yeah totally! I like staying quiet & listening to guys at work as well as friends... My brother & I predict how it's all going to end & it's always like this! I know so many girls who are 20-ish because of my job & Ive seen 20 year old girls now for the last 20 years & ALL of them do exactly what we are both saying. By 27 they are starting to think I need to get married because their lazy.

    I know sooooo many guys with cunt wives its crazy. I think out of maybe 25 guys, maybe 2 wives are normal & not lazy cunts who yell, scream, stomp around because they need to get their way.

    Women of the last 20 years who are right now around 35-50 have really turned into sleazy cunts! Its actually kinda sad. They have zero drive, sure when they first go to college they are all gung-ho to make something of theirself. But watch them when they hit their late 20's. 99% of them are whores looking for any guy to marry them. They can care less if they actually like you. If you will pay for them to NOT do anything, they will fuck & marry you.

    ....then yes having the kids is important because it secures 18 years of you paying for them to do nothing!
     
  19. 14chimneys

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    Do you know who I respect Strippers & Farrah Abraham that teen mom porn chick. She's honest & smart and women HATE her because of it! They think these 2 kinda of women strippers & celebrity porn stars are whores. But really is there any difference if your a "normal women" who get free meals, you dont work or barely work more just to get out of the house & fuck that guy??

    Farrah was smart as hell, she used her fame to make money. MTV doesnt pay shit, she knows she isnt a smart person so she used you fame to make $1.5 million to fuck one guy on film & now she just made another $200K on the backend sales of her dvd.

    NONE of these women yelling about her fucking a guy on screen & calling her a whore are ever going to make that money as a cashier at Best Buy. Sure at the moment as they think thats their part-time job while they go to school... watch when they get out of school they ALL act like what I originally posted & then they by 30 turn into whores. Fucking & Marrying a guy for security/money.

    Farrah knows all guys like sex & will pay to watch it - shit ruin their happiness to marry one cunt & get yelled at for the rest of their life for it... But Farrah just spent one day of her life, fucked a porn guy & now has $2 million bucks!! She can live off that forever (but knowing her she's blow it all like a moron) But she could & be independent, she doesnt need to be with a guy just for money like 95% of all women married. So who's really the whore?? Married women are depressing whores to actually waste their WHOLE lives with one guy you hate for money - compared to Farrah who fucked 1 guy for $2 million in one days work.
     
  20. SouthernListen

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