Mice.

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  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I have one. Driving me bonkers. Gonna get a glue trap and make a glove out of the pelt.
     
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    Maybe you should consult with animoe whisperer beth stern and find out what your options are.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...you need a behaviorist to teach that little fucker to play outside.
     
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    There's a question for her, is it better to eradicate mice with poison or traps.
     
  5. crazypreacher

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    No yer right. I'll catch it and toss it in the field where it belongs.
     
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    use one of those traps that is like a plastic box. they go n and it snaps down on their neck. use peanut butter. it's the most effective. they are drawn to it. cheese is just a misnomer. the peanut butter smell does not die. the cheese dries up in an hour and does not smell anymore. the peanut butter will stay moist and stinkin like it should all night. morning hes history :mouse:

    good luck!
     
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    I had a mouse in my house; the little fucker knew how to lick peanut butter off a spring trap without setting it off. I bought a Rat Zapper and electrocuted it.
     
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    I cornered a mouse in my garage last winter and killed it with a hammer. Lil fucker kept setting off my traps without getting caught.
     
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    Do that and the fucker will come right back inside your warm house. Know anyone that has a pet snake? call them up and offer a food donation.
     
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    Thank you.

     
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    Btw folks. Cats are useless creatures. Unless you have a mountain lion. Those are badass.
     
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    Little fuckers are crafty.
     
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    Use Dynamite. Almost worked out for Bill Murray in Caddyshack . . . :D
     
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    I had one in my mom's house that could elude the cats. He was a smart lil fucker but he didn't count on my having a pellet gun with a scope.
     
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