Useless thread... Oregon man Michael Dick busted for allegedly masturbating publicly near Tickle Creek (VIDEO) BY Lee Moran NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Tuesday, March 31, 2015, 8:45 AM Clackamas Co. Sheriff's Office Enlarge Clackamas Co. Sheriff's Office Enlarge Michael Dick was arrested in Gresham, Ore., after police allegedly found him masturbating in Tickle Creek. The 53-year-old allegedly wore a wig and nothing else when he flashed victims. What's in a name? An Oregon man called Michael Dick has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in the Tickle Creek area, reports KOIN 6. The ironically named 53-year-old was detained Wednesday. Cops had received reports of a naked, wig-wearing man pleasuring himself in the also aptly-monikered road. Officers claim that Dick matched the description of a repeat flasher. Clackamas Co. Sheriff's Office Dick allegedly jumped out of his pick-up and pleasured himself in front of women. Witnesses said that the naked man would drive up to women in the street, which is near Gresham, before jumping out of his pick-up and pleasuring himself. Convicted sex offender Dick was charged with three counts of public indecency. And, due to his past criminal history, they have been classed as felonies.