Michael Dicked pinched while jerking off near Tickle Creek

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Useless thread...


    Oregon man Michael Dick busted for allegedly masturbating publicly near Tickle Creek (VIDEO)
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, March 31, 2015, 8:45 AM
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    Michael Dick was arrested in Gresham, Ore., after police allegedly found him masturbating in Tickle Creek. The 53-year-old allegedly wore a wig and nothing else when he flashed victims.


    What's in a name?

    An Oregon man called Michael Dick has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in the Tickle Creek area, reports KOIN 6.

    The ironically named 53-year-old was detained Wednesday.


    Cops had received reports of a naked, wig-wearing man pleasuring himself in the also aptly-monikered road.

    Officers claim that Dick matched the description of a repeat flasher.

    Clackamas Co. Sheriff's Office
    Dick allegedly jumped out of his pick-up and pleasured himself in front of women.
    Witnesses said that the naked man would drive up to women in the street, which is near Gresham, before jumping out of his pick-up and pleasuring himself.

    Convicted sex offender Dick was charged with three counts of public indecency. And, due to his past criminal history, they have been classed as felonies.
     
  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    What a dick.

    "The ironically named 53-year-old was detained Wednesday".:D
     
  3. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    You dick!!!!
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    Lola little-known member

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    Tickle Creek :giggle:
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I used to work in a park on the river here. This was a fairly common thing. Something about flowing water makes them need to get the poison out. Zero chance I would ever walk down a wooded path in a park by a river even today.
     
  6. Remley

    Remley Well-Known Member

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    This definitely reads like an article from the Onion, but its not. Only in Amurika, hell yeah
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    this brings up an interesting topic - where is the weirdest place you even squeezed one out - ladies included.

    DAWG - This should definitely be a "Sticky" Thread.
     
  8. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    OK, yeah "working in a park on the river" ... more like:
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  9. HowieStearn

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    incuming
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Such a handsome fella. Hard to believe his paramore was a flowing body of water.
    I guess we should be glad this didn't happen at the Tickle Me Elmo Petting Zoo.
     
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    Wake me up when they pinch Mike Hunt.