Michael Douglas (68) & C Zeta-Jones (43): Splitting Up

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  1. Quite Frankly

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    http://www.***************/tvshowbi...separate-13-year-marriage-starts-crumble.html

    Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have separated amid claims their 13-year marriage has hit the rocks.

    The Hollywood power couple are currently thousands of miles apart, with Michael holidaying in Sardinia solo while Catherine remains in New York.

    The marriage 'buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael's cancer battle, his son Cameron's incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine's struggle with bipolar II disorder.'

    Michael was attracted to Catherine after seeing her in the 1998 film The Mask Of Zoro.

    Michael recently spoke about his divorce to first wife Diandra, a 23-year marriage he admits he should have ended earlier.
    He said: 'I know I’m going to get into trouble here. I have nothing against her and in fact I’m very fond of my first wife. But we should have ended that marriage eight or 10 years earlier.
    Diandra won a reported $45 million in the divorce settlement, and in 2011, she unsuccessfully tried to sue Michael for half of his earnings from the movie Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.

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    There will be $300m at stake when the impending divorce arrives
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  2. Quite Frankly

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    What are you sayeeeng?

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  3. itpdude

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    Eh, she's been hitting the wall for like 10 years.

    Time for an upgrade for Douglas before he dies of something.
     
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    Time for some new young poon!!!! :cheer2:
     
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    she has a poison pussy that gives your tongue cancer.
     
  6. Quite Frankly

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    Yeah, this pic is not so inspiring
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    I think Zeta Jones was his 'picture of Dorian Gray'. He looks pretty much the same since they hooked up but shes aged about 20+ years. :(
     
  8. Quite Frankly

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    I wouldn't recognize her in a million years if she wasn't ID'd in the caption of this one
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    ...kathrene's got vagina rot. that's why shes leaving.
     
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    [h=2]Michael Douglas (68) & C Zeta-Jones (43)[/h]
    25 year difference here, so why does everyone seem to have a problem with Bradley Cooper's fresh face little squeeze in the other thread? :bigthink
     
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    because he's a douche and michael douglas is a suave motherfucker. plus, cooper's chick looks 14.
     
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    Well said.
     
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    Hasn't she been spending some time in a mental hospital? He's old but she's crazy!
     
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    He's middle aged, he needs something to help keep him fit!


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    Gekko is gonna be sliding that forked, cancerous tongue into James Woods' sloppy seconds any day now, just you watch...
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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