michael douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    sheerious.

    "Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer.

    In a candid new interview with U.K.'s The Guardian, Douglas admits that his illness was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).


    "Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains. "
     
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    Zeta got the warts?
     
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    We good bro?
     
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    negs
     
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    I wonder if it was from eating a whole bunch of pussies or just one bad one.
     
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    And this is why you should never go down on a woman.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    gay sex
     
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    all that sweet stuff is bad for you.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Uh oh. :worried:
     
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    I thought someone said earlier it was from sucking dick.
     
  11. Root

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    Could think of worse ways to die than eating pussy
     
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    Yeah, in MY thread on the subject. :pissed:
     
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    correct answer is 3 packs a day and a fifth of vodker
     
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    licking butthole
     
  16. Jim J Jiblets

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    I should really cut down on the amount of beaver in my diet.
     
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    pun intended
    lol elias^
     
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    So he did get from sucking?
     
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    dont eat it