Michael Douglas says oral sex caused his cancer

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  1. Bye You!

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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer?CMP=twt_fd

    The Basic Instinct star Michael Douglas has revealed that his throatcancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.
    In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the Hollywood actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago.
    Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."
     
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    So how many dicks did he suck? :c
     
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    I think cancer made him retarded. But according to Newcastlefan if he has good grammar he's right.
     
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    i wonder who's clam gave him the cancer?
     
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    i thought it was funny that he specifically said "cunnilingus" and didn't mention BJs once.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...so kathren zeta has a rotten twat. im not surprised. :coffee:
     
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    I think so too.
     
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    Genital Warts
     
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    Interesting. When a straight dude gets throat cancer from heterosexual oral sex, he's a stud.

    When a gay person gets HIV from it, he's a vector.
     
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    I've heard doctors say this is going to be a big deal in the next few decades. They are seeing more and more men come down with throat cancer from HPV. Your risk is goes way up if you also drink and smoke. Scary.
     
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    it really is.

    I took a class on how to detect oral cancer, and they say "its on the rise among non-smokers and non-drinkers and no one knows why"

    riiiiiight.

    we all know why. but i use that line on people as I'm checking for it because there's no need to go there.
     
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    Except the blacks
     
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    i dont want this info getting out. most men are reluctant to go down on a woman as it is!
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Ok then. I'll take over for him.

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    [video=youtube;cUgiMulY42g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUgiMulY42g[/video]
     
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    I knew it. It was Alex Forrest all along.

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    This thread is so depressing... :(