Michael "Frankenstein" Phelps Dumps Model Girlfriend

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  1. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    I understand finding the right woman, but damn, I would have stuck with here a few more years, then go and "pursue other options."
     
  3. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    maybe shes only a two input girl
     
  4. AndyRotten

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    In a year people will be saying, "Who the hell is Michael Phelps?"
     
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  5. MutteringJohn

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    He goes into Las Vegas Nightclubs and girls go home with him to see his medals. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
     
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    Yeah, Phelps should just bang as many chicks as he can before his fame and notoriety wane. He can then settle down and end up like Bruce Jenner. Married to an attention craving psycho and having to deal with her attention whore kids.
     
  7. DaBUU

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    maybe her laugh's really fucking annoying and her vag smells :coffee:
     
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    Meh. It should be hammering five different bitches a week that look just like that or better.
     
  9. Hateman

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    You made brah?

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  10. Hamptons

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    when a guy drains 280 ft putts on the golf course he can dump whoever he wants
     
  11. EndOfLine

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    Nah - every four years people will be reminded... again, and again, and again. Then he'll join Jared on those Subway commercials and you'll be reminded all over again.

    Gotta say - dude is a fucking stud - he just fucking destroyed the field.
     
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    Can't say that I totally blame him. As hot as she is the dude just wants to have a good time and the poontang throws itself at him.

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  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    is the one on the left his mom?
     
  14. Free Food

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    There's no reason for any man with fame or fortune -- let alone fame and fortune like Phelps -- to stick with one woman, no matter how hot she is.
     
  15. IlluminatiJones

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    bing-bong!

    but she's smokin'...........................she's hotter than any of the skranks Tiger was banging on the side...........................the ones we know about, anyway.....................and Tiger's ex-wife.

    You would keep a chick like this in the rotation at least.......................................unless she had absolutely no personality or skills in the bedroom whatsoever.

    And this will only strengthen his tookie-magnetism even more; knowing a dude has dumped a gorgeous woman makes him more desirable to other women.
     
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    hes a golfer? I thought he was the pot smoking swim guy....oh well, megan looks a little thick around the middle anyway
     
  17. HS Cult Leader

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    Of those three girls, I would take the blonde on the right.