Michael Jackson's daughter attempts suicide

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    Anything to keep that name alive. A million nudnicks will run out now and buy his albums on this news, mark my words.
     
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    She is def not his kid
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...all that michael jackson money and shes got problems?
     
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    Great. Now McCartney will get a check for 37 cents because she referenced his lyrics. Show Biz sure ain't what it used to be.
     
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    Gotta suck being a hot chick inheriting millions and the beatles catalog by the time you are 20.
     
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    wow imagine if she was poor like most of us??
     
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    Overreaction and sensationalism over textbook "cutter" chick. Not suicide attempt. Porn is full of em, check out their arms sometimes.

    Cutting is common now as twabber and instagram for the young dumb and full of cum. "boo boo I want attention .. Look at me. Don't look at me. Nobody loves me. I don't have enough twabber followers. Ooh shiny."
     
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    Ah,Beat me to it.
     
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    That chick hit the jackpot. All that dough, and she doesn't have a stitch of that wacky Jackson family DNA. But then again if LaToya Jackson is my aunt, I might consider ending it all as well.
     
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    Definitely not a negro, nor a mulatto--not even an octaroon. That chick is lily white. How much do you want to bet that she'll end up marrying a 'groid though.
     
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    She has micheal's nose
     
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    Exactly what I was thinking.

    And it's not like her dad is really dead. Surely she can find the sperm-donor if she has daddy issues.
     
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    i know that if you want to die, "attempted" suicides are rare. most failed attempts (artie :c), are something else.

    tmz has been saying that she's been hanging out with her mom and she seemed pretty happy.

    she seems like a nice kid. i hope she gets things straight. money might not buy happiness, but it can buy the best docs/shrinks/minders on the planet.
     
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    Just her PR people telling her to pull a stunt to get more attention and cash flow.
     
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    White people who think they are half black problems.
     
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    well-adjusted family isnt it?
     
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    Especially with the chicks. They "attempt" suicide about 4 times as much as men but men succeed 4 times as often as women. "It's because men use more violent methods" is the rationale.

    Yeah, when men decide to do it, they are in it to win it. They aren't crying for help.

    There's no way a shotgun blast to the head is a cry for help. But a few cuts across the wrists? Yeah.