Michael Jordan and 2nd wife expecting baby

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    http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/report-jordan-and-wife-expecting-child-113013

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    There is another Jordan on the way.Michael Jordan and his second wife, Cuban-American model Yvette Prieto, are expecting their first child, their reps confirmed to People.
    Jordan, 50, and Prieto, 34, were married seven months ago in Florida. Jordan has three adult children — Jeffrey, 24, Marcus, 22, and Jasmine, 19 — from his 17-year marriage to Juanita Vanoy. They divorced in 2006.
    This is the latest moment in what seems to be a distinct new phase of life for Jordan, who put his Chicago mansion up for auction earlier this month.
     
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    Michael has high hopes that this will be the first person in the Jordan family that can catch a cab.
     
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    Edit: A post so important that it needed to go up twice.
     
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    it will be a bouncing baby boy
     
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    It'll be extra-bouncy because of an extra bone in its ankle.
     
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    Jordan Uppgreyedd
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    hopefully he plays baseball
     
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    i wonder if michael's penis is as huge as i think it is....wish howard was around to ask him. btw, his wife is tiny.
     
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    What the fuck are you babbling about. She's 5' 6".
     
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    Ya gotta love the mud race!

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    It's the only scenario where you hope your baby is born with an extra chromosome. Can you imagine that payday?
     
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    Urban Dictionary 1. Mudskipper

    The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mudshark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.


    The mudshark gave birth to a mudskipper.
     
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    Michael Jordan is a douche.
     
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    hopefully he wont do any fucking Hanes underwear commercials
     
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    ...ten bucks says she ends up wiping that smile off his face.
     
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    Unlike Beth she knows rule #1 of the gold digger playbook, get pregnant as fast as possible to guarantee a lifetime meal ticket.