Michael Sam’s NFL combine performance sucked dick

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  1. chapped

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    Here are some of Sam’s numbers compared to other defensive linemen on Monday afternoon:
    • 40-yard dash: 4.91 seconds (tied for 18th
    • Bench press (225 pounds): 17 reps (tied for 47th/second to last)
    • Vertical jump: 25.5 inches (tied for 39th)
    • Broad jump: 114 inches (tied for 14th)

    The lack of speed and upper body strength has to concern most NFL teams, but Sam’s absence of explosiveness in the vertical jump and broad jump is a bigger issue. NFL teams want their front seven players to have leg strength and the ability to attack an opponent. Sam’s lack of leg strength in those categories is a red flag.



    https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-...-performance-unimpressive-200726801--nfl.html
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    [video=youtube;yY5EdTa9y08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5EdTa9y08[/video]
     
  3. ice cream

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    thread is gay
     
  4. Kracka-Mike

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    He was projected as a 2nd day pick. That's what your numbers are proving too. Not like he was ever a top talent or anything but he will go in the 4th round or so
     
  5. ice cream

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    he's a 7th rounder
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    He runs like a girl
     
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    He ran like he had a stick shoved up his ass. :coffee:
     
  8. cia212

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    Great idea to come out, now he can blame not getting a high draft on homophobia.
     
  9. chapped

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    what are you saying?

    i meant suck dick as in he bombed... not my fault that you have visions of cock in your head buddy

    :dontknow:
     
  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    You had to assume he'd suck at the broad jump, no motivation there.

    Only getting 225 up 17 times is pretty awful, guys on our high school team would warm up with 15x225.
     
  11. chapped

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    he is average at best... but who knows if drafted i bet he could rip the opposing teams a new asshole
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    How is his gag reflex rating?
     
  13. chapped

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    are you saying he has a limp wrist or something?
     
  14. Shart Garfunkel

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    He was projected as a 4th- 5th round pick. Unless he ups his numbers before the draft, he's a 7th rounder. Or will go undrafted. Which, of course, will spark a whole media frenzy about whether he wasn't drafted because he's gay.
     
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    Sounds like dis nigga gonna fade out.
     
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    he was drained of his bodily fluid just prior to the combine
     
  18. Anfkid

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    Listen, it's a whole thing.
     
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    all jokes aside.. with those numbers .. no one who knows what a football is can bitch about him going undrafted..

    lets face it he just did the NFL's PR department a huge favor
     
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    humor my friend humor