Michael Sam izz a dumb queer...

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  1. Stevie

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    Michael Sam is getting the Lindsay Lohan treatment ... as in, the openly gay football player is getting his own reality show on Oprah's TV network ... reps at OWN confirm.

    The show -- produced by the same people who did Lindsay's show -- will chronicle Sam's journey into the NFL ... and we're told Sam has already been taping the show for weeks.

    In fact, we're told Oprah's crew was in the room when Sam learned he had been drafted by the St. Louis Rams ... and clearly knew his big celebratory kiss with his BF would make for great reality television.

    Oprah issued a statement saying, "We are honored that Michael is trusting us with his private journey in this moment that has not only made history but will shape it forever."

    Unclear when the series is set to debut -- or how the Rams feel about the situation.









    :facepalm:


    Doezznt want tah play football, wants tah be a reality show diva...
     
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    I knew this was gonna happen. He is going to turn being gay into a career
     
  3. Butcher

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    There have been many NFL queers before this drama queen. How fucking dumb is this whole thing?
     
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    Very dumb
     
  5. Stevie

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    Hes like Schmoopy...only black
     
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    Less than 10% of people taken in the seventh round ever take meaningful snaps. It's very likely he won't make it out of camp.
     
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    Don't be so sure. He's got a double layer of protection
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hey tell us what itzz like tah be black and a huge faggot?
     
  9. Butcher

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    shit just real
     
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    When he tries to suk another mans penis on the field that's when the real problems start
     
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    Stevie is an old, short, fat, bald version of Michael Sam's boyfriend 'cept he gets way more black cock.
     
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    It's a bummer that he's doing this. Now the kiss seems fake
     
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    This is an amazing advancement of diversity and equal treatment. The LGBT community salutes you, dear Oprah!
     
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    Your post is an amazing advancement of faggitry and moronic schtick. The retard community salutes you, dear salafibrigades.
     
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    It's just a part time job for Oderus
     
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    I feel sorry for all the Tight Ends. Jimmy Graham better watch his cornhole.
     
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    The whole kiss thing at the draft was set up in advance. Oprah had cameras there to film the 'event'. No one watches her OWN network anyway. I hope she and Michael Sam get AIDS
     
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    Matter of time before his attention whoring act gets old in St. Louis.
     
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    I think they showed that clip four times on one 30 minute episode of The Sports Reporters last week.
     
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