Politics Michelle Obama announces: "I will not run for president."

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  1. Tim

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    Michelle Obama at SXSW: ‘I Will Not Run for President’

    “I will not run for president,” Michelle Obama announced Wednesday, using her daughters Sasha and Malia as a reason. “I have these two young people at home. Being the daughters of a president, just think about it. Not so easy. They handled it with grace and poise.”

    When asked about the end of her eight years at the White House, Michelle Obama broke into song, with a line from the Boyz II Men song: “It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.”

    The first lady also encouraged men to embrace feminist values. "When you have a seat at the table and you have access to power, the question you can ask yourself is, "Is there diversity around the table? Are there voices and opinions that don't sound like yours?" We reach better answers when we have a broad array of voices... we're better able to empathize."

    "If you're a man at the table and you look around and there are only men at the table, you should ask yourself, "How can I do better?" There are a lot of men-only tables in this country, and around the world... We need you, men. Get it together," she scolded.

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    Michelle, what office have you held other than community organizer.
     
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    Who the fuck was wanting her to?
     
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    on behalf of myself, i'd like to formally announce that in the 2032 election in which i become eligible by age requirements to qualify as a candidate for the president of the united states, i will NOT be organizing a campaign in the forseeable future regarding that presidential election cycle

    however, i am currently campaigning for dawgshed president and have already promised to build a wall

    thank you
     
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    She's literally the ugliest woman I've ever seen. No offense.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    who is going to pay for it?
     
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    Compared to the beasts we had for years in the WH she's gorgeous.
     
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    World Responds: No One Asked.
     
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    THE PEOPLE! WOOO
     
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    You must not get out much.

    She's not a classic beauty but, she's far from horrible.
     
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    jeez man put a nsfw on that pic, her mug stopped my clock
     
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    I'm declaring myself ineligible for this year's NBA draft, sorry guys.
     
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    I would eat it all night...
     
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    I see why they've kept this bitch quiet for 8 years
     
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    Not having this America-hating cunt front and center will be almost as glorious as getting her muzzie-loving husband out of the white house.
     
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    Someone post the Tony Soprano "He's a faaaaaaaag" youtube, please. :hat:
     
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    Now leave Eleanor Roosevelt out of this.
     
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    Guys, it's been a tough decision but me and my 9 handicap won't be entering the masters this year.

    My kids are just too darn important to leave them for 4 straight days.

    :depressed: