Microsoft Co-Founder Buys L.A. Clippers for TWO FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS!

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  1. Rupert Pupkin

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    Microsoft Exec Buys L.A. Clippers for TWO FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS!

    Full Article > http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/30/sports/basketball/ballmer-sterling-clippers.html?hp

    Microsoft Mogul Said to Sign $2 Billion Deal to Buy Clippers

    The former Microsoft chief executive Steve Ballmer has agreed to pay $2 billion for the Los Angeles Clippers, according to a person briefed on the negotiations. If approved by the National Basketball Association, the sale would end a troubling saga for the league and rank as one of the largest deals in sports history.

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    They sure taugh Sterling a lesson.... Say you don't want your paid whore to bring black men to your Basketball Teams games in private and you'll make 1.9 Billion dollars. Long live the The American Dream!
     
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    ESPN is the MSNBC of sports. The 'mentally incapacitated' Sterling just made a profit of $1.9 Billion :sarcastic:
     
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    Co-founder? what did Balmer co-found?

    the only thing he did for MS was run it into the ground.
     
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    In a year Sterling's wife should offer Balmer $75 million to take the ball club off his hands.
     
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    There is a rumor of a recording going around where he called Bill Gates a "White Devil".
     
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    I guess I fucked up. Upon further review, Ballmer was a college classmate and friend
    of Gates and Allen and early MS hire. Ballmer was featured in the film "Pirates of Silicon Valley"

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    That'll Teach Em!!!!
     
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    I guess the windows 8 start menu is never going to get fixed now :(
     
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    More money than Magic Johnson could ever dream of :c
     
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    1.988 billion more than purchase price
     
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    I am part black and i fell that at least 3/4 of this money should go to reparations for the black men who have worked for sterling and had there lives disrupted by is racist nonsense, it is clear that no one is worth that much money who builds there empire on racism &deceit, so let's give Blake Griffin 40 million, CP3 40 million, Doc 40 million, and distribute the rest to the other players on the team and whatever is left over to the Community of South Central to help feed these children who are starving because of all the sterlings of the world.
     
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    I think the joke is on every single one of us here too :sarcastic:
     
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    I wouldn't buy the Clippers if I needed a hair cut. :c
     
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    Ballmer?
     
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    A. Shit Mult

    B. If not

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    C. Just for good measure, negged.
     
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    That would hurt if I dint se what a fat turd you are in the other thread. How much you weigh fatfuck
     
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    A Microsoft guy, eh? Any chance he'll try to take the team to Seattle to replace the departed Sonics?