Microsoft/Google/Apple pwn2own

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Successful vulnerability attacks...

    • Microsoft Windows: 6
    • Apple OS X: 5
    • Adobe Flash: 4
    • Apple Safari: 3
    • Microsoft Edge: 2
    • Google Chrome: 1 (duplicate of an independently reported vulnerability)
    The results speak for themselves. All you Windows haters/Apple faggits can suck off. Windows 10 had 1 more hole than OSX but Safari had one more than the new MS Edge browser. A push as far as I'm concerned. All these exploits gained root access to the system. The single chrome exploit had already been submitted to Google and has been on the list to patch. BTW: did you hear about the hospital that had every single patient record encrypted by cryptolocker? :jj: Keep laughing at me for pushing Chromebooks on all of you. :fil:

    @newcastlefan
     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    spam
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Nerd talk.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm trying to help all of you!!!! :pissed:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    This would go over better with a pic of brown rice.
     
  7. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    is the study adjusted to accommodate the numbers of each sold?

    results don't matter since nobody considers Chrome to be a serious contender.
     
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  8. Gitfiddle

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    I can't play The Division on a Chromebook you smelly Nigerian.
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    These are difficult times my friend.
    MAME games always work.
     
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  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Adjusted for what? An exploit is an exploit.

    And I know chrome isn't real for some people but I guarantee its good for 90% of the posters here. I consider the user when I suggest stuff.
     
  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    That's a racist term.
     
  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    White on rice.
    Creepy racist.
    I've got an image to uphold.
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    why didnt they include Raspberry Pi systems?
     
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    POTY material right here my friends.
    POTY.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Go peddle your papers.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Ya lost my small brain with that one.
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    They did :dontknow: Pi will run 10.
     
  18. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    How'd the fuck can auto correct assume I mean Google instead of the 'go' that I typed??? :pissed:
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Now it makes sense.
    TY.
     
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    Pushed Chromebooks onto several family members so I wouldn't have a spare room full of computers that were malware/virus ridden needing to be cleaned. After three years the experiment has been a success. Only had one cousin who installed couponexplorer extension which installed a toolbar and hijacked her start page, iirc. Deleting the extension and all was good. My Samsung XE-303 has never had an issue in the almost 4 years I've had it, which is pretty, pretty good.
     
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