Middle school warns snorting Smarties may lead to nasal maggots

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  1. Capn Crud

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    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/middle-school-warns-snorting-smarties-may-lead-to-nasal-maggots

    :wtf:

    I never went past sniffing liquid paper
     
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    they are better off snorting cocaine
     
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    Thats alright I snorted pixie sticks in middle school

    [​IMG]

    and if you mix three of the sticks in a bottle of water it makes some delicious kool aid
     
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    I have time for a few hands
     
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    clavel III
     
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    waiting list.
     
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    shit its full
     
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    poker's full?

    oh

    the humanity :bigcry:
     
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    I havent seen any paint for 10 hands or so
     
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    the cinnamon challenge?
     
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    This is how we ended up burning old women to death for being witches.
     
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    I know these are not the American smarties...but this is what I am picturing people snorting when I read this thread.
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    :lo5: I did this and also snorted sweet tarts in middle school. Looking back on it that's pretty fucked up and I have no idea why we did it. It did not get you high.
     
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