Midget Stripper falls in love with Army Sargeant

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  1. markluke

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    Would do
     
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    It's on my fuck it bucket list to fuck a midget.
     
  6. markluke

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    Here's a midget stripper right up your alley.

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    I got to buttsex a dwarf last year. She was right at the cutoff, so a tall dwarf, but a dwarf all the same. So tight I thought I'd cry.

    There are perks to having a small peen.
     
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    The article said her mother makes those sexy outfits. That's a good thing...not like Victoria's Secret has a Juniors' section.
     
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    The heart wants what the hands can't reach.
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    She wants to be his shorty, eh?
     
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    :spit::giggle::lol::backlol::haha:
     
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    her sister is pretty cunty
     
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    Same here, but I don't want it to get too weird. To play it safe, I'm thinking one who would fit in maybe the third or fourth bucket from the left.

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    I've only had one opportunity almost.
    I work in the entertainment business and midgets frequently stand in for children. This little woman was working with us and she was beautiful!
    Didn't have the whacky legs or anything. Just a really cute 3 1/2 foot woman.
    I was single and tried really hard to break her up with her boyfriend but couldn't pull it off.
    One of the real regrets of my life :(
     
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    All the benefits of pedophilia with none of the guilt. Sarge found a loophole.
     
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    You should aim high.
     
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