News MIFLish Mom trys to kill kids, DS special crime unit judges assemble

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  1. chapped

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    Police say a mother tried to kill her two young children and herself by piping vehicle exhaust into her car in northeastern Pennsylvania.

    The Citizens' Voice reports 32-year-old Melissa Ann Scholl was arraigned Wednesday on attempted murder charges. Prosecutors say her 5- and 7-year-old children are expected to recover.

    An affidavit says the Wilkes-Barre woman buckled her children in the car and drove to a parking lot, where she put a hose inside the exhaust pipe of the car, placed the other end inside the vehicle and got back in the car.

    Police say a man spotted the hose, pulled it from the car and called police.

    Scholl declined to comment as she was escorted out of the courtroom. Her preliminary hearing is set for Dec. 23.

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    What grade does she teach?
     
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    Would smash, but she has kids.
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

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    Probably did all this over a guy. Dumb twat.
     
  6. chapped

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    Hey! hey! hey! watch it now she is a attempted murderer , allegedly..... not a slut
     
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    Up your nose with a rubber hose references always welcome
     
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    Too bad she involved the kids. It's one thing to attempt suicide, but the poor kids have nothing to do with it. She should have left the kids with the father.
     
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    Eh....probation. If she hits the wall - and we all know she will - GUILTY.
     
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    Seems perfectly reasonable around the holidays....
     
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  11. chapped

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    Hey kids didn't wash your hands after dinner and refused to put the iPad away....
     
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    She has Kids,- Guilty
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Complete crazy eyes on that bitch. She looks all calm and inside is nothing but seething rage.
     
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    Not guilty.
    When police arrived they found her Sirius radio tuned to Howard 100 and Bobo was on the phone.
     
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    Oh da horror. ..da horror
     
  16. chapped

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    A chick like that will give you the best blow job of your life but then you will wake up in the morning with your kidneys missing
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    If that was the case.....They'd have found her standing outside the car.......Looks bat shit crazy.......
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    In the long run......She did.......And if he's SCHMAAAT......
    He'll have her ass with papers in the cell with her before the
    sun goes down........
     
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    Wilkes-Barre and Scranton are pretty depressing. It's a wonder more crap doesn't happen there.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Then you know she puts out! Hey mother, want another?!