Might get a job at Target

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    im excited for it. i really like the uniform

    red with khakis is a good look and a lot of the people who work there are hot
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Shut up and fuck off
     
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    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    your girlfriend is gay
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Chriza :owned: :jj:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    You have a target on your back, shit mult.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Me and my friends used to call it Tar-Ghey as an inside joke. Congrats HNF, they seem like a great company to work for!!
     
  9. Beer Chugger

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    what was teh joke exactly?
     
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    I don't know how to exactly spell it, like Tar-Jay or Tar-Gjay, like a Frenchman saying Target. We said it to make it seem more upscale, like a Macy's or Marshall's.
     
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    do you refer to sports team as foreskins, seachickens, cowgirls, forty whiners, raiturds etc cause that's always a laugh riot
     
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    the Bungholes gets me rofl every time
     
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    yeah I was at Target the other day and the 18 yr old clerk's tits wanted to bust out of the little red polo shirt she was wearing :jerk:
     
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    kinda like Walmartingdales?
     
  16. Lou Loomis

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    Saw a dude in there-- must have been coming from playing golf in a red shirt and light-tan khakis...

    An old lady made him carry a huge stack of AC filters to her car.

    He just laughed it off and did it.

    All the cute teen check out girls were all :golfclap: :wub:
     
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    :lol:

    Nice callback!
     
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    oooohhh......I used to do the same thing for J.C. Pene' :lo5:
     
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    Great minds think alike. [​IMG]
     
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    I work there in my early 20s