Mike Bocchetti's about to hit it big?

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by !!!kaboom!!!, Nov 11, 2015.

  1. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Recent Artie podcasts hint that Mike Bocchetti recently shot a big TV commercial that is going to go nationwide. Is he going to be the next Flo from Progressive?

    I think Artie should get a finder's fee for discovering this guy.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Good luck Mike you earned it.
     
  3. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    uhhhhh.........ohgod.
     
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    I'm going to kick the shit out of Artie if I ever see him for introducing this fuckstick to the world.
     
  5. Night Ape

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    Always thought Bocchetti could be a go-to character actor. He's got that fugly mug, weird voice, silly laugh. He could be the next Larry "Bud" Melman if he plays his cards right.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Are you out of your mind?????????????????
     
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    I sincerely hope so.
     
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    Bocchetti looks like a hot dog
     
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    Dude is money all day long......just looking at him makes you laugh!
     
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    No, it makes me vomit.
     
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    Is Mike the typical New Yorker? Or is Mike a product of his neighborhood?
     
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    They did call-out Lar & Clint in the last three minutes of the last show.

    Qued to the moment:


    Also a little bit more after the ending song.
     
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    I would watch his episode of Cribs if they still make that show. "Dis is my mudda's room" "My brudda and his wife and dog live in this room" "Here is da towel I lay on my bed so I can eat while laying down" "My mudda cleans da house I just live here" "Living at home in yo 50's is cool"
     
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    But would Mike go into how is family is "Connected" and take a chance of getting "Whacked?" I mean Mike would never lie for financial gainwould he?
     
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    Saw this on reddit. He gets a whopping one second of screen time towards the end.
     
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    Is this the top secret ad campaign Mike couldn't talk about?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    What happened to that porn he was going to be in?
     
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    Mike B is "Slappin 5" at 0:45 in this video. That's his golden goose, agents are scrambling now to start the bidding wars for Mike

    All of that secrecy for this huh?
     
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    Actually, I saw an ad Mike tweeted for a comedy show hosted by him and Stacy, and one of the dozen 'featuring' people was 'Josh King' the producer for that porn movie.

    So I guess his career is going great, and the movie will be financed in no time.
     
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    I see why it had to be secret but, yeah, he got about $75 for this.
     
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