Mike Bocchetti's most disgusting physical attribute

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Apr 9, 2014.

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What disgusts you most about Bocchetti?

  1. Stomach

    3.6%
  2. Fucked up Face

    39.3%
  3. Slimy Skin

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Voice and Breathing

    21.4%
  5. Multiple Chins

    10.7%
  6. Hygiene

    10.7%
  7. Other

    14.3%
  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    There are so many to choose from:

    *The staggering size of his stomach

    *Half his face doesn't work, causing one side of his mouth to always be open and one eye to always squint

    *He has greasy, to the point of slimy, skin

    *His voice gargles and he slobbers; you can also hear his heavy breathing when he speaks

    *He has multiple gelatinous chins

    *You can see his lack of hygiene through the TV and he is constantly sweating

    *Other (This includes, but is not limited to, his stubby T-Rex arms that are riddled with cellulite or his fake teeth. Please elaborate if you select *Other)
     
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  2. Peau de Soie

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    I voted "Other" and my fill-in answer is "His job ".
     
  3. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    I had to go with face and I'm including the chins with it.
     
  4. mnkycum

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    The face. Its a disgusting mix of downs syndrome and acne.
     
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    Where is the option for "All the above?"
     
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    haha everyone would have chosen that one if i included it
     
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    I would be tempted to vote "All of the above" if it was an option. But if I have to choose one, it is "voice and breathing." What I really mean is his throat. When he talks, he always sounds like he is in the process of swallowing something gross and slimy. Like gargling fat-grease.

    The guy eats on the floor. Lying down on the floor, on his stomach. What the fuck.
     
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    his lip gnarl--:crazy2:
     
  9. release

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    Other: All of the above, including his brain, his attitude, how he treats his mother...

    But since that wasn't an option and we must deal strictly in the physical, what disgusts me are his fake teeth and the putrid, disgusting film of "saliver", bits of unchewed salami and rancid ricotta that builds up in between his dentures and his gums throughout the day that you know he doesn't properly clean every night.
     
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    fuck how did i leave teeth off. great choice
     
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    Thoroughly disgusting from head to toe. Flabby, underdeveloped elderly man-baby. But that face is the most horrifying, that crooked "mowt" that gets even more askew when he gets angry. Truly the stuff nightmares are made of.
     
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    Gotta go with the face. There are plenty of fat and disgusting people in the world but nobody has a mug like Bocchetti's. It's like a combination of Beaker and Hank Hill blended with down syndrome. And the best part is he thinks he's an attractive man, If I remember correctly he compared himself to Johnny Depp looks wise. :facepalm:
     
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    LOL

    This thread fucking rules.
     
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    So far a surprisingly strong showing for "Voice and Breathing" (?) pulling up second place, while no one at all seems to have an issue with Mike's slimy skin. This is quite the tensest.


    • Stomach

      1 5.56%

    • Fucked up Face


      7 38.89%

    • Slimy Skin


      0 0%

    • Voice and Breathing


      5 27.78%

    • Multiple Chins

      1 5.56%
    • Hygiene

      2 11.11%
    • Other

      2 11.11%
     
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    Another excellent poll ltd.
     
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    I think it would have been funny to put Chin 1, Chin 2 and Chin 3 as separate vote entities.
     
  17. John

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    I think it's what we can't see that is most disgusting, namely his filthy ass. Artie has mentioned several times that Bocchetti is unable to clean back there properly and I think that is a valid assumption. On top of that I wouldn't be surprised if he had hemorrhoids. I picture something growing on there like Jeff the Drunk's ass.
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    Damn it as if your av isn't bad enough, you've gotta post this shit??
     
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    And I was eating too. Luckily they were just Brussels sprouts.
     
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    yeah i'm not happy about that one at all.