Mike Tyson claims he was on drugs during fights

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    Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson has claimed in a new book that he was high on drugs during several fights over the course of his long career. According to the Telegraph, the 47-year-old Tyson describes himself as a "full-blown cokehead" who first tried the drug at age 11 and even stopped to using a fake phallus filled with someone else's urine to fool drug testers. On that occasion, prior to a 2000 bout against Lou Savarese in Glasgow, Scotland, Tyson said he had used cocaine and marijuana prior to the match. Such methods are not unheard of among athletes. In 2005, then-Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained at an airport when a search of his carry-on bag turned up a device called the "Original Whizzinator," which included a fake phallus, bladder, and athletic supporter. Smith claimed that he was taking the device for his cousin.

    http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/23954486/mike-tyson-claims-he-was-high-on-drugs-during-fights




    Original Whizzinator :lol:



     
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    Who the fucking hell are you?
     
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    best new poster. where the fuck have you been?
     
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    Artie Lange used a Whizzinator
     
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    lol.

    its a cluster fuck but has zero affect on me.
     
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    who?
     
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    effect
     
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    "I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot" is one of the great quotes of the 21st century
     
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    You= Shit mult
     
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    he must have had the munchies when he bit holyfeild"s ear off
     
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    Oh in that case go fuck yourself new user. I'm one of the nicer ones here.
     
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    I was looking up to you. not making any disparaging remarks FYI
     
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    I use the Whizzinator to water my flower bed when all the neighborhood children are out playing ...



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    Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

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    Does it come in XXL?
     
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    your thoughts on the racial tension in this country in the wake of the Zimmerman trial