Miley Cyrus and her Fisting Dildo

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  1. EndOfLine

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    What the fuck is the matter with this twat?

    Miley Cyrus Showed 17 Million People Her Hand-Shaped Fisting Dildo

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    Pop star and person with a tongue Miley Cyrus, running out of ways to scandalize boring parents, tweeted out a couple of photos of her newest toy this week. It's a dildo the size and shape of a human hand.

    The "Hand of Adonis" is designed to appeal to experienced fisting enthusiasts, because why not. From the manufacturer's description:

    Although Miley hasn't commented on her level of fisting experience, her taste in sex toys seems to be pretty good. The Hand has racked up a number of 5-star reviews, including "I was feeling crazy one day so I bought it and It realy freaked me out at first but it is one of the biggest dildos I have ever had. If you like them big, try it."

    On Twitter, Miley rated it "the Emoji for fisting, fingering, and thumbs up." Definitely an enthusiastic endorsement.

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    There's also a "Fist of Adonis," in case Miley ever decides she wants to take this relationship to the next level.

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    http://www.pinkcherry.com/hand-of-adonis-dildo

    http://gawker.com/miley-cyrus-showed-17-million-people-her-hand-shaped-fi-1538625576
     
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    that is racist
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...her next dildo will be a traffic cone.
     
  4. LaserT

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    "running out of ways to scandalize boring parents"

    Those bored parents and their reactions over the last two years have bought her that private plane she's on. :snicker: Anyway, that dildo is creepy as hell ha.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Ooooof :snicker:
     
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    The kid is a genius
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :haha:
     
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    Why doesn't she just use her own hand. :dontknow:
     
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    "The grandkids done good for himself"

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    :cwl: Nemo, did you shop that? Her hand could palm Howard's head like a basketball!!!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Miley is getting paid BIG TIME by that company for the press she got them. :snicker:
     
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    And they say there's no good ventriloquist acts out there.
     
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    That is frightening, King. :snicker:
     
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    horse-cock-dildo-scale.jpg

    The horse cock dildo will be next for little Hannah Montana.
     
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    Hot
     
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    It looks like jeff the drunk's dead arm