Miley Cyrus Fingers Herself for the Love of Music

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  1. Diogenes1

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    At some point Obama’s going to need to turn his attention away from how many gays he can airlift to Russia and apologize to our largest supplier of unmarked cigarettes to the north for what Miley Cyrus did in Vancouver over the weekend. Miley Cyrus spent most of her Bangerz stage time rubbing her twat in front of a bunch of kids barely old enough to have lost their first teeth playing hockey. She quickly moved on to pretending to fellate our former President and having the blue dude from Monsters Inc bang her from behind. At one point I think she was interpreting Amber Lynn seducing her own father in Taboo 5. I was willing to abide the cutting edge performance art until Miley started mounting a giant hot dog. She was fucking America, like Jane Fonda straddling an NVA anti-aircraft gun, and right in front of Canada. As if those people need an opening to pour angrily across our border with their oversized spoons and fur-lined winter jackets.

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    This woman has lost her mind.

    She needs to just take her money and go away already.
     
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    Gotta be a freak in the sack no doubt
     
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    I imagine that thing is a sloppy mess by now.
     
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    I think I see her lunch. Asparagus, maybe?
     
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    she needs a cock punch
     
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    That's hot!!
     
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    Id hit repeatedly
     
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    Madonna was doing this shit twenty years ago. Nothing new to see here.
     
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    Don't forget the 2x4 to strap to your ass.
     
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    At least she's not tainted yet.

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    Hotdog down a hallway still counts
     
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    well her cooch is newer than Madonna's . . .
     
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    I wouldn't be so sure about that.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    And she did it better...
     
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    :grad: disney is opening their own rehab
     
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    Not even close, miley...
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    She's about used up her shock value stunts.
     
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    Well, I hope she's proud of herself, the big hussy.