Entertainment Miley Cyrus to Host MTV Video Music Awards

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    As the Amy Poehler joke roughly goes: if you run afoul of an awards show, they make you host next time. Two years after Miley Cyrus’s controversial performance of “Blurred Lines” on MTV’s Video Music Awards, the singer will host this year’s ceremony in Los Angeles on Aug. 30.

    Ms. Cyrus announced the news on her explicit and often absurdist Instagram, dressed in an alien suit and holding signs that read, “MTV won’t let me perform,” followed by, “So I’m hosting this year’s VMAs.”

    Nominees were also announced on Tuesday morning, with Taylor Swift leading the way with nine nominations, most of them for her star-studded video for “Bad Blood.” Beyoncé, Ed Sheeran, and Nicki Minaj also received multiple nominations.

    A full list of nominees can be found at vma.mtv.com.
     
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    Might as well just cancel this mess.
     
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    You don't like Taylor Swift?
     
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    Never watched. I'm going to keep my record intact.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I look forward to what she may or may not wear to this shit show.

    Love this trashy little slut.
     
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    Not really, it's so tiring to hear her whining about exes.

    Someone should do a song about Taylor called "Maybe it's you"
     
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    it really should have been Beyonce...

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    Ha
     
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    They still have videos and awards for them and stuff?
     
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    I'm sure she'll add a touch of class and elegance to the event.
     
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    Even though he married Kim K, we all know he truly loves Beyonce.
     
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    With Miley on screen, I'm glad they haven't invented "smellivision" yet.

    :shit:
     
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    Are you saying her vagine smells? :wtf:
     
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    She probably smells like stale smokes and weed.
     
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    Yes sir.

    Armpits too.
     
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    What zany, sexy thing will she do during the event to garner headlines? I say she turns her ass to the camera and 1/2 pushes a buttplu out of her asshole, so her panties pop. Something like this:

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    Anything less is just old hat. Bend over and spread her cheeks, pull her panties aside and piss on a back up dancer, shit in the middle of the stage. Those are the only other places to go.
     
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    Hot.

    Those are much better options that tuna, onions, shit and feet.