Miley to Host MTV Video Music Awards

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    As the Amy Poehler joke roughly goes: if you run afoul of an awards show, they make you host next time. Two years after Miley Cyrus’s controversial performance of “Blurred Lines” on MTV’s Video Music Awards, the singer will host this year’s ceremony in Los Angeles on Aug. 30.

    Ms. Cyrus announced the news on her explicit and often absurdist Instagram, dressed in an alien suit and holding signs that read, “MTV won’t let me perform,” followed by, “So I’m hosting this year’s VMAs.”

    Nominees were also announced on Tuesday morning, with Taylor Swift leading the way with nine nominations, most of them for her star-studded video for “Bad Blood.” Beyoncé, Ed Sheeran, and Nicki Minaj also received multiple nominations.

    A full list of nominees can be found at vma.mtv.com.
     
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    This changes everything
     
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    5150 hold in 3...2...1...

    (Oh and, nice horns!, Baphomet!!)
     
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    I hope she is stoned off her ass.
     
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    I was going to watch but now... nah I wasn't going to watch.
     
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    I feel bad for her dad
     
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    I dont think he mind$
     
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    She's embarrassing
     
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    How would you tell the difference though?
     
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    I'm waiting for her to light one up on stage and then proceed to twerk the rest of the show.
     
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    I pray for her to grow her hair back and show her complete uncensored undercarriage.

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    who is violent j?
     
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    Chriza loves Hanna Montana but hates Miley cyrus.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd fuck em both, but I'm getting really tired of the skank act
     
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    this wont get a lot of responses
     
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    Are you quoting the Insane Clown Posse?