Milkshakes

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dude

    So I don't have a sweet tooth at all, and thank fucking God for that, because with my lack of self control I'd probably be 400 pounds if I did. So I never eat dessert, candy, cakes, pies, etc.

    So this weekend I'm hanging with the family and we ate lunch and on the way back my Pops is all like HEY LET'S GO TO COLD STONE and I'm like OH FUCK NO LOL. Now I probably haven't had a shake in 5 years. So I got a "Milk and Cookies" milkshake which is essentially cookies and cream. It had the sweet cream ice cream with a cuntfuck load of Oreos in it.

    Long story short, I now can't stop thinking about milkshakes, and it's been 3 fucking days. :worried: This is not good.


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  2. Vyb

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    Cool shake story bro
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I fucking love strawberry shakes too :jerk:


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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Bobby Flays Burger Palace has some kick ass pistachio milkshakes
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A pistachio milkshake sounds like shit
     
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    mother fucker :mad:
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My Mom was trying to be all healthy and she got some kind of frozen fruit smoothie thing that tasted like fucked ass :jj:
     
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    You would love Steak & Shake with it's great steak burgers and hand dipped shakes.

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    I like that place...not quite a fast food joint....not quite a diner.....
     
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    Their side by side (you decide) are pretty awesome too

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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I wish Steak and Shake was here :sad:

    Although it's probably good that it's not
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    I have not had one in at least ten years.
     
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    I don't like Cold Stone's ice cream because it has a weird gelatin compound in it so the ice cream doesn't melt and it makes it taste fake and disgusting.







    I worked at a fake 50's diner and I started out on soda fountain working my way up quickly to running the line at night. My co-workers and I would come up with some crazy milkshakes.

    I walked away from there with two favorites...

    The classic Chocolate Malt which is Vanilla Ice Cream, Milk, Malted Milk Powder, and Chocolate Syrup blended thoroughtly.

    ...and the mac daddy milk shake, Chocolate Cherry which is Vanilla Ice Cream, Milk, Chocolate Syrup, and Maraschino Cherry juice(it has to be the syrup that the cherries come in, otherwise it tastes like Grenadine).

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    (An Honorable Mention: A vanilla milkshake with Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies from a dive around here )
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude it was BOMB. Not chunky enough though. I like shakes with big chunks of stuff.
     
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    You really know your shit. I worked at an Ice Cream shop in my teens and that cherry juice was like gold. We'd make real Cherry Coke out of it and it was the fucking bomb. We had an old dude who would bring his own Maraschino cherries and have us make him a shake. The owner wouldn't let him order it off the menu because they were too expensive.

    We'd also make slushies with vodker for ourselves during work. That place was a blast. Best job I ever had.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I worked at Baskin Robbins if anyone cares

    I used to go in the freezer and put my ass on the ice cream cakes and fart
     
  20. VAsiCkBoy

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    Not sure if it's still available but Arby's Oreo milkshake was awe-sum!
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