Dude So I don't have a sweet tooth at all, and thank fucking God for that, because with my lack of self control I'd probably be 400 pounds if I did. So I never eat dessert, candy, cakes, pies, etc. So this weekend I'm hanging with the family and we ate lunch and on the way back my Pops is all like HEY LET'S GO TO COLD STONE and I'm like OH FUCK NO LOL. Now I probably haven't had a shake in 5 years. So I got a "Milk and Cookies" milkshake which is essentially cookies and cream. It had the sweet cream ice cream with a cuntfuck load of Oreos in it. Long story short, I now can't stop thinking about milkshakes, and it's been 3 fucking days. This is not good.