Millennials

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  1. newcastlefan

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    Partying on a rooftop in Chinatown, two decided to take the express route back to the party, by sliding down the inside of the fireplace chimney...

    These are our future leaders: The country is doomed.

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    A pair of tipsy partiers were rescued Saturday after they tried to slide down a chimney at 17 Allen St. in Chinatown, authorities said.

    The pair — a woman, 25, and a man, 28 — went to the building’s roof with the party’s host in hope of enjoying the sunrise.

    By 7:30 a.m. the two were ready to head back downstairs.

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    The two guests decided the best way to get back to the party was via the building’s chimney.
    But they only got down several feet before they were stuck in the tiny space. The party’s host watched from above and called for help.
    Firefighters had to bust into a seventh-floor business – House of Marley, which sells Bob Marley memorabilia – to open a wall to rescue the drunken duo,officials said.
    The woman suffered some bruises, but refused medical attention.
    Her acquaintance was taken to New York-Presbyterian / Lower Manhattan Hospital with minor injuries.
    A nearby business owner watched part of the rescue in disbelief.
    “They were just having too much fun last night,” he said.
     
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    That's straight-up cartoon shit.
     
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    I'm a millennial, I drink. I've never thought about stealing Chimneys. :grad:
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That's how Phoebe Cates' dad died in Gremlins.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    Are you drunk right now?
     
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    Because getting drunk and doing something stupid is strictly a millennial thing
     
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    ho ho ho
     
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    I'm questioning the whole fat Santa thing now.
     
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    This was in Chinatown. The Chinese don't get presents for Christmas
     
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    They get lots of Jews coming in the their restaurants, what do you call that?
     
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    many do: many are christians now. now if this happened in Englewood Cliffs i would agree with you because there most seem to have retained their native faiths.
     
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    not a gift: those that eat there are cheap and dont care about how bad the food is as long as it is cheap.
     
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    Free iphones
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    Feel da Bern !
     
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    8000 negs on just 400 posts? that deserves some kind of award.