Partying on a rooftop in Chinatown, two decided to take the express route back to the party, by sliding down the inside of the fireplace chimney... These are our future leaders: The country is doomed. A pair of tipsy partiers were rescued Saturday after they tried to slide down a chimney at 17 Allen St. in Chinatown, authorities said. The pair — a woman, 25, and a man, 28 — went to the building’s roof with the party’s host in hope of enjoying the sunrise. By 7:30 a.m. the two were ready to head back downstairs. The two guests decided the best way to get back to the party was via the building’s chimney. But they only got down several feet before they were stuck in the tiny space. The party’s host watched from above and called for help. Firefighters had to bust into a seventh-floor business – House of Marley, which sells Bob Marley memorabilia – to open a wall to rescue the drunken duo,officials said. The woman suffered some bruises, but refused medical attention. Her acquaintance was taken to New York-Presbyterian / Lower Manhattan Hospital with minor injuries. A nearby business owner watched part of the rescue in disbelief. “They were just having too much fun last night,” he said.