WTF Miller High Life really is a shitty beer

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yeah its drinkable if its ice cold, otherwise it offers nothing of value. 12 bucks for an 18 pack is pretty cheap but if you wanna get a cheap buzz there are better options.
     
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    The Gasoline of bottled beers.

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    When I was young, poor, living alone I would buy and drink the shit out of Miller High Life.
     
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    As shitty as[​IMG] Even the can says "Good Luck!"
     
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    Tastes like the smell of my sweaty nutsack.
     
  6. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I've projectile vomited it. It's truly swill.


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    I have friends that swear by Miller Lite. I tried it, it tastes like that cup of shit you get when a soda fountain runs out of syrup. So many good beers to choose from these days, why the fuck do people still drink Miller, Bud, Coors, etc? Price?

    We're doing a run of local taprooms today for my friends with June birthdays, thank god there will be no Miller anywhere around.
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Because you can pound them easily and pounding hoppy and bitter beers just isnt that pleasant.
     
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    Wow, BREAKING NEWS. What's next? Are you going to enlighten us on the fact that Budweiser and Coors are also disgusting?
     
  11. gwartney

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    I have no problems with the domestic mass produced beers but Miller tastes like somebody poured rubbing alcohol into the mixture.
     
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    Michelob Lager and the Amber Bock arent bad. 2 of the better macros.
     
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    That is EXACTLY why I don't drink much craft beer. I have to be in the mood. I usually drink to be refreshed so there is not much better for me than an ice cold bud light. I drink way too fast. I might as well be saving the calories and drinking water but it doesn't give me a buzz.
     
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    At this point in my life, I really can't binge drink heavy, high percentage alcohol. I mean, I can but I feel like shit for the entire next day. But, if I drink Coors Light/Mic Ultra, I can drink most of the night and feel pretty good a few hours after I wake up. That being said, Miller High Life is for 17 year olds who have to take whatever they can get.

    Also, I find "beer snobs" like Richard Christy to be insufferable assholes. It's fucking beer, most of it tastes the same, bitter and sour. Shut the fuck up and pour it down your pie hole, it's meant to get you fucked up. Stop pairing it with shit! I want to take one of those fancy bottles and smash it over their fucking heads! And then, when they name it a word that I can't pronounce ahhhhhhh!!!!! :punch:

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    When I was a "kid" I used to Drink this. I think at the time (late 70's) it was $1.98 a six pack. It got the job done for an 18 year old's budget, or lack there of.
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    Miller is the best of the Buds, Coors, etc which isn't saying much. If I want cheap and decent I'll go with:
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    In the mid 80's you could pick up a case of returnable 16oz bottles for $6.
     
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    Dude, that shit's like 3.99 a 6 pack here. So damn cheap but a lot of stores dont carry it. I havent seen the bottles in forever, only cans. Yes its better than Miller High Life.
     
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    I used to drink High Life quite often. Then i realized that i didnt get heartburn from beer in general, i got it from High Life. Havent had a sip of it in 20yrs.
     
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    Not a "bad" beer.
     
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    What does Coors Light and having sex in a canoe have in common?

    They're both fucking close to water.
     
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