Million Dollar Mobile App Ideas

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    1. Shoe App - You enter a description of a woman's shoe and it tells you all about it. You then use this info to talk to the hot chick @ the bar whose shoes you were staring at.
    2. Fantasy Lifeball - Point values are assigned to different things, ie. going to the gym, reading a book, putting in a 10 hr day. You can compete w/ your friends or yourself to get the highest point value.
    3. Poop Tracker - You tell the app what you ate and when, and it tells you exactly what you are pooping out when you use the restroom.
     
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    [video=youtube;f6nJyPEOzjI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6nJyPEOzjI[/video]
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    4. Schmoopy Mention counter - Alerts you when Schmoopy is mentioned, along w/ the count of total Schmoopy mentions.
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    4. Thread starter - you submit your thread idea and it tells you whether or not to create the thread. I tried it on this thread and it said "don't start"
     
  5. Napoleon V2

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    6. Mobile App Idea Post counter - Appropriately numbers your Mobile App Ideas. You clearly didn't use it.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Fail app: you type in your stupid idea and it laughs at you.
     
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    I fucking love this place.


    I fucking love this place.
     
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    Who is this french faggit?
     
  10. Napoleon V2

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    7. Vagina Calculator - Enter a woman's shoe size and it will tell you how deep her vagina is.
     
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    I truly think my Fantasy Lifeball App is a goo idea.
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    you're implying that this Thread Starter app already exists. this thread is for new ideas. :behave:
     
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    I like number two and three.

    Number one is just gonna make you seem weird and gay.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Because "gay" is okay, but "weird" and "gay" isn't.
     
  16. Napoleon V2

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    Jay-Z inspired that app's inspiration.

     
  17. Lumpy

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    How does one get an app made?
     
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    by posting it on a message board
     
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    Well, if your objective is to get in the pants of the lady, I think coming off as a fashion expert is going to seem one of the two.
     
  20. Lumpy

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    Nooooooooo way.....lol