News Millionaire cleared of rape after claiming he ‘accidentally penetrated’ teenager

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    https://www.rt.com/uk/326057-millionaire-accidentally-raped-teenager/
    Millionaire cleared of rape after claiming he ‘accidentally penetrated’ teenager

    ..........Abdulaziz reportedly told police “she’ll have to prove it” when arrested, according to the Daily Star. When asked why his DNA was later found in the victim’s vaginal swabs, the accused claimed he had accidentally fallen on the girl as she was trying to seduce him.
     
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    That's the greatest defense EVER.
     
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    Premature Ejaculator ? :giggle:

    And Abdulaziz ? GUILTY ....:happyhappy:
     
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    He fell. His cock was out and hard, the chick was laying on the ground, legs spread wide, and can you believe it...his cock went right in. Then he tried getting off her, but failed and kept trying, and he accidentally came. Poor guy. These things happen.
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    He tripped and fell into an open vagina. I have done it all the time.

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    howard is having his assistant make a note to use this excuse the next time beth walks in on him and ralph

    Listen Robin, I tripped and fell and his girthy cock went into my mouth...it could happen to anyone, tell em fred!
     
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    Judge got a big bribe.
     
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    She got off easy....right Mohammad
     
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    Rich People Justice.
     
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    You've got to admit it is not beyond a reasonable doubt. The guys is done with the other chic, he doesn't want to go again, this chic flirts with him, cum smears on her pussy e.g.
     
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    ...so youd have to assume the girl was naked and he didnt take her clothes off, that would bode well for the defendant.
     
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    I accidentally penetrated my slightly opened hand while it was forming an O shape this morning in the shower.
     
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    Seems reasonable but, if I tried to explain it to my wife in this manner, I'd get to "I fell and my cock was out and hard......" and she'd already have the divorce lawyer on the phone.
     
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    A jury acquitted him. The circumstances sound incriminating, but there are a lot of reasons for the chick to lie. Why was she nude in his house in the first place- why are all blondes in rich sheik'ls houses - probably only to extort money.
     
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    Look, I was just walking around with my boner and cum all over my hand and i took a spill. This chick came out of nowheres, I swear! I tried to get up but this broad kept grabbing me and she pulled my cock into her over and over!
     
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