Mine and Averys Saturday night date thread. wish me luck !

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

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    @everyone, Luke@Mario.
     
  3. Super Mario

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    :c
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    Oh Mario I hope for your sake you get your butthole stretched out, this is so exciting.
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    You're gonna need it.

    I ate mexican dip and hamburger helper today. There is a mess abrewin' in my stomach.
     
  7. Super Mario

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  8. Super Mario

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    eww!
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    I thought Schmoopy was coming to butt fuck you this weekend? :dontknow:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Looks like you're planning on Catching this evening.

    Give ol' Mario the Pulsating Rose. :c
     
  11. Avery

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    Forgot about that.

    I wouldn't even follow him after using the bathroom, let alone following him in mario's butthole.
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Some cornerback named Avery on Michigan got burned for a TD. Odds Freds thought about me when that happened...100%.
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    You could take the DP from Mario and Schtoopy. :dontknow:
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :facepalm:

    Those aren't odds, that's a percentage.

    You're throwing out odds like 1/9 with that one.
     
  15. Super Mario

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    what do you think about us??

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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You are correct. :grad:

    that black thing on your fingernail is a deal breaker. whose ass were you fingering? hmmmm....
     
  17. Super Mario

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    that was when I hit my finger in between 2 metal parts at work. Its all healed up now!!!
     
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    Mario lives! His threads deliver! :yay:
     
  19. Super Mario

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    Hows the date going so far?? you think hes in to me??
     
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    :lol: