Minnesota man pleads guilty to lewd conduct for ejaculating into co-worker’s coffee

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stew Nod, Apr 4, 2015.

  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369
    :backlol:

    A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to ejaculating into a co-worker's coffee mug and onto her desk, authorities said.

    Robert John Lind, 34, acknowledged his lewd behavior at a Beisswenger's hardware store in New Brighton. He pleaded guilty Thursday to a reduced charge of indecent exposure.

    Prosecutors had originally charged him with felony criminal sexual conduct after his September arrest, but later dropped the count, citing a lack of evidence, WCCO-TV reported.

    The hardware store manager was taken into custody after a female employee called police to report Lind had left bodily fluids on her desk and that her coffee tasted bad.

    She told investigators she had discovered the head of the plumbing and heating department standing over her desk, with his hands around his genitals, authorities said.
     
  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369
  4. rolltide

    rolltide Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    38,927
    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2012
    Messages:
    4,641
    Likes Received:
    7,750
    How could she tell for sure it was jizz?

    Unless of course she's tasted it a number of times before.
     
    jaw_belize likes this.
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    Jesus, she still drank her coffee after finding cum on her desk? Her coffee had to be on the desk in order for him to add the "cream".
     
  6. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369

    [​IMG]
     
    XuXu and rolltide like this.
  7. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369

    "she was asking for it"
     
    XuXu likes this.
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    Well, a good looking guy heading up a department in a hardware store could make a gal's head spin.
     
  9. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    91,386
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    32,944
    Likes Received:
    13,473
    "She told investigators she had discovered the head of the plumbing and heating department standing over her desk, with his hands around his genitals, authorities said."

    :fil:
     
    Shivvy and Dream Theater like this.
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    :mrpeanut:
     
  11. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369

    Hhahahahhahaha @XuXu
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

    Reputations:
    313,843
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    55,682
    Likes Received:
    41,369

    He's quite the 'catch' :rofl:
     
  13. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    91,386
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    32,944
    Likes Received:
    13,473
    OHHHHHHH DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER YOUR PURCHASE ORDERS AND CARAMEL MACCHIATO :gig:
     
    Stew Nod likes this.
  14. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,276
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    5,291
    Likes Received:
    567
    Then still drank the coffee on the desk.
    I'd like to see a pic of her to see what he was so excited about.
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

    Reputations:
    42,186
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    8,657
    Likes Received:
    5,651
    Thumb and forefinger method on his Vienna sausage you know cause he's a fat fuck
     
    Stew Nod likes this.
  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

    Reputations:
    188,758
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    25,948
    Likes Received:
    44,396
    :jj:
     
    Stew Nod likes this.
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

    Reputations:
    90,532
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,414
    Likes Received:
    9,973
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    I could shoot a rope into a normal sized coffee cup from 6 feet.
     
    Gomez and Stew Nod like this.
  19. XuXu

    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    787,209
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    20,939
    Likes Received:
    16,103
    o_O
     
  20. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,276
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    5,291
    Likes Received:
    567
    I blasted out the bottom of a pint glass from 20 paces.