Minnesota man pleads guilty to lewd conduct for ejaculating into co-worker’s coffee

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    A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to ejaculating into a co-worker's coffee mug and onto her desk, authorities said.

    Robert John Lind, 34, acknowledged his lewd behavior at a Beisswenger's hardware store in New Brighton. He pleaded guilty Thursday to a reduced charge of indecent exposure.

    Prosecutors had originally charged him with felony criminal sexual conduct after his September arrest, but later dropped the count, citing a lack of evidence, WCCO-TV reported.

    The hardware store manager was taken into custody after a female employee called police to report Lind had left bodily fluids on her desk and that her coffee tasted bad.

    She told investigators she had discovered the head of the plumbing and heating department standing over her desk, with his hands around his genitals, authorities said.
     
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    How could she tell for sure it was jizz?

    Unless of course she's tasted it a number of times before.
     
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    Jesus, she still drank her coffee after finding cum on her desk? Her coffee had to be on the desk in order for him to add the "cream".
     
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    "she was asking for it"
     
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    Well, a good looking guy heading up a department in a hardware store could make a gal's head spin.
     
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    "She told investigators she had discovered the head of the plumbing and heating department standing over her desk, with his hands around his genitals, authorities said."

    :fil:
     
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    Hhahahahhahaha @XuXu
     
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    He's quite the 'catch' :rofl:
     
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    OHHHHHHH DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER YOUR PURCHASE ORDERS AND CARAMEL MACCHIATO :gig:
     
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    Then still drank the coffee on the desk.
    I'd like to see a pic of her to see what he was so excited about.
     
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    Thumb and forefinger method on his Vienna sausage you know cause he's a fat fuck
     
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    I could shoot a rope into a normal sized coffee cup from 6 feet.
     
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    I blasted out the bottom of a pint glass from 20 paces.