Miss America 2013 is from Brooklyn--if you ask me she's nothing special.

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    According to the news a new Miss America was crowned last night & she's from Brooklyn.

    Mallory Hagan. Really average by hot chick standards if you ask me.

    JD should be banging her silly right now.

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    Chinky eyes, big mouth, lopsided titties.
     
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    if you saw some of the others, you'd know why she was selected.

    a very heinous group.....she's fairly attractive.
     
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    fergilicious?
     
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    How old is she? 40?
     
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    Trump has all the hot chicks locked up with his IHOP pageant.
     
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    [video=youtube;xYikyYL0S00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYikyYL0S00[/video]
     
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    Whenever I read 'Brooklyn' I see Ms. Decker.

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    Beth?
     
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    If she hails from the County Of Kings, she is already special :up:
     
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    You could grab her by the ankles and split firewood with that pointy face. :wtf:
     
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    Why am she no black???
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    Dats Racists!!!
     
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    No surprise, everyone knows that these pageants are a sham and are per-decided. The joke is here, when they choose her because she was from Brooklyn and naturally should have been a soul sista, they never expected a girl looking like she's from middle whitey America.

    No one said the judges were smart either.
     
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    She's from Alabama and lives in Brooklyn. Just another modoe/band/filmmaker/artist claiming to be "from Brooklyn"
     
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    7/10. I've fucked hotter chicks.
     
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    wikipedia:

    Hagan is from Opelika, Alabama and is a former student at Auburn University.

    She moved to the Bedford–Stuyvesant, Brooklyn neighborhood in New York City in October 2008 and won Miss Brooklyn on March 28, 2010.
     
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    Is she the retard?