Miss Bum Bum is Dumb Dumb

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  1. Shithead

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    Brazil Miss Bum Bum contestant’s botched plastic surgery sheds light on cosmetic procedure dangers
    Andressa Urach was put on life support after a thigh operation that went awry. The former plastic surgery advocate has spoken out on the dangers in a nation with the most cosmetic operations in the world.
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    Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 1:58 PM
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    Brazilian Miss Butt bombshell Andressa Urach was hospitalized after a botched plastic surgery procedure.
    SAO PAULO — Andressa Urach went from being a single teenage mom nicknamed "Beanpole" to a reality TV bombshell in Brazil thanks to silicone implants, anabolic steroids, a nose job, and gel and botox injections, a fact she wasn't ashamed to share with fans.

    "There are plenty of ugly women," she said last year. "If you have the money, you can be beautiful. This pretty face you see here, my dear, it costs some."

    More, it turns out, than she bargained for.

    The 27-year-old Urach, arguably Brazil's most outspoken advocate of advancement through cosmetic surgery, recently went into septic shock and was placed on life support after a botched operation to augment her thighs, sparking a debate about the risks Brazilian women will take for beauty at a moment when the nation has surpassed the U.S. as the world's plastic surgery capital.

    It led the runner-up in Brazil's "Miss Bum Bum" contest to express regret "that I put that poison in my body, mostly because of having too much vanity."

    Urach appeared on television this week for the first time since falling ill two months ago, her wounds still so fresh that blood could be seen soaking through her skirt.

    Urach told Rede TV that she blamed "society, which unfortunately holds a standard of beauty in which you have to be perfect."

    "I hope that these wounds at least serve as a warning to other women," Urach added.

    Since Urach's ordeal, several celebrities have come forward to disclose that similar procedures had sent them to the hospital. In October, a 39-year-old woman died from a pulmonary embolism hours after hydrogel was injected in her buttocks in the city of Goiana.

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    Andressa Urach placed second in the Miss Bum Bum Brazil contest in Sao Paulo, Brazil, in 2015. Fifteen finalists compete for the title for the best-looking derriere, a part of the female anatomy that could be described as a Brazilian obsession and a source of national pride.
    Experts and activists worry that Brazil's culture of beauty has numbed women to the dangers and encouraged them to experiment with riskier, untested materials and methods and even unlicensed practitioners.

    "They are selling us these plastic surgeries, these synthetic injections like it was any other product," said Sara Winter, a women's rights activist who protested on Copacabana beach in December with a large needle made of cardboard and signs sending good wishes for Urach's recovery.

    While Brazil has around 5,500 certified plastic surgeons, another 12,000 doctors without specialized training are performing cosmetic procedures, according to the country's Federal Council of Medicine, which is in charge of medical licenses. And some women turn to paramedics, or even people with no medical training at all.

    Brazil's Plastic Surgery Society said Urach was given a dose of silicone gel 200 times what the government allows and used a hydrogel that isn't approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. It's not clear where or even who carried out the procedure on Urach; she hasn't disclosed the information.

    Despite the debate there is no sign of flagging demand to fight sagging flesh.

    Brazil recently surpassed the United States in plastic surgeries, with 1.5 million procedures in 2013, according to the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

    One of Urach's closest friends, Jessica Lopes, a reality TV star she met in the Miss BumBum contest, told the celebrity news site EGO that the two used to schedule visits to the plastic surgeon together as if it were "a trip to the mall."

    Many young women visit doctors asking to look like models such as Urach, or at least to improve their self-esteem.






    Urach once said that she had her nose job "to have the face of a rich girl," and after placing runner-up in the a 2012 beauty pageant that crowned Brazil's best bottom, Urach was invited to a reality show where she stripped naked and became a TV host known for incidents like pouring water on her breasts while interviewing politicians about a drought hitting southeast Brazil.

    For Vania Prisco, a 31-year-old Rio de Janeiro lawyer, Urach's problems were a reminder of her own botched operation.

    Prisco is still recovering from a 2013 surgery carried out by a woman she later discovered didn't have a medical degree. The procedure was to put a type of acrylic glass filler in her bottom to add more shape, but it resulted in an infection that spread throughout her body and left her hospitalized for six months. Prisco filed a police report, but authorities have yet to locate the woman who carried out the procedure.

    "I was misled. I only heard the good things. No one tells you about all the problems it will cause you," said Prisco. "I did something stupid. I didn't even need this because I looked good. In the end I forgot that the most important thing is to be healthy and happy."
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Any pics of her bum bum?
     
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    What was she going for? The thigh gap?

    Thigh gaps are hot:

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    Seems like money well spent to me :dontknow:
    Not usually a fan of plastic surgery, but her doctor is an artist
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    Did she age 20 years from that top picture to the bottom one ?
     
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    I'd pump that like a Saudi oil well......but what's up with the shit tattoos?

    I've see Mexican gangsters using grape skins for ink wearing better tatts.
     
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    I dunno..I'm certainly not an advocate of plastic surgery for aesthetic reasons alone, let alone the health dangers involved.

    I have a friend who's GF's face contains more plastic than a Visa card manufacturing plant. She tried to tell him that the only work she ever had done was a slight nose job. She thinks she's a hotty but in reality she's a notty. Whenever she's walking toward me, that artificial "beauty" is the first thing I see from across the room. They all seem to sport that same look. Gimme someone with the repercussions of aging naturally every time over these contorted mask wearing women who think they're fooling everyone.
     
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    I 'd pay a plastic surgeon to fuse my baloney pony with her poop chute......
     
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    I hope it doesn't make me a faeg, cause I'd like to see this operation after completion?


     
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    Top one, not photoshopped, bottom two, chopped
     
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    Agree 100%
     
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    It's a good thing that her plastic surgeon is an artist because the guy who did her tattoo sure as hell isn't!
     
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    Nice. Are her tits real?
     
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    Can't beat Brazilian
     
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    :jackoff:
     
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    The guys picaso ,thats a rockin body
     
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    Ill fuck her leg holes and drop loads on her face