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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    We might have our 1st candidate for Miss DS 2016 :wub:


    Naked Florida woman Jennifer Cael booked after abandoning child, urinating on police


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    Naked Florida woman Jennifer Cael booked after abandoning child, urinating
    Police have booked a woman they say abandoned her child and fought officers as they arrested her.

      • Multiple news outlets report Daytona Beach police arrested 34-year-old Jennifer Cael Thursday on charges including child neglect and resisting an officer with violence.


        According to a charging affidavit, Cael left her child with strangers Thursday night at a lobby of an apartment complex.

        Police later found Cael intoxicated and naked inside an apartment. Police say she approached officers and punched one in the chest. They say she also urinated on them when they tried placing her in police car.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She looks like the reporter from Making a Murderer
     
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    :marx:
     
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    I am changing my vote to guilty.

    Officers got no response when they knocked on the front door of Cael’s apartment, but that’s when some of the neighbors pointed them towards another apartment at the Windsor, one that belongs to a 72-year-old man that one of the neighbors referred to as Cael’s “sugar daddy”, per the report.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Fascist
     
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    Her facebook profile says she is an unemployed massage therapist


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    Back leaning towards not guilty.
     
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    :scratch: but how did she pee on the arresting officers? What position was she in? Where were the cops standing? :dontknow:
     
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    I am so turned on right now.
     
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    What is the cops' problem? I'd pay good money for her to get naked and piss on me.
     
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    Your killing me
     
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    Fivehead:coffee:
     
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    Many times the police will force the perp into a limbo contest before taking them downtown. Or at least that is what I read on the Internet.


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    Clearly a homo
     
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    Thank you!
    Doesn't that suggest that the cops put themselves directly in the line of fire.. ?
     
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    Not guilty.

    As a matter of fact, She should be Mayor of Daytona Beach
     
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    Well she's definitely NOT guilty whomever she is.
     
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    I need a full frontal pic before I deliver my verdict! :grad:
     
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