Miss Iowa, very disarming

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    In a recent interview she said she really enjoyed playing the one armed bandits in Atlantic City leading up to the Pageant. If she wins one of things she is looking forward to is handing over the crown to next year's Miss America. If Miss Iowa doesn't win this year get used to idea of hearing one hand clapping. Miss Iowa is a proud member of The Helping Hand Foundation. Her biggest difficulty is learning how to juggle her personal life and her job as a Miss America contestant. Miss Iowa's slogan, "One hand is better than none."
     
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    She needs a sandwich...
     
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    And someone to make it for her.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Scary, sounds just like Beth.

    [video=youtube;amxF7-SuqK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amxF7-SuqK4[/video]
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Blech, she does that stupid "vocal fry" shit.
     
  6. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    But if you close your eyes her voice is about 90% a perfect replica of Beth.
     
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    ya, hate that noise...wonder if she can handle doggy?
     
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    She is going to win the talent competition hands down!
     
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    she claims it isn't who she is or the most important thing about her...then why doesn't she wear a long sleeved dress which would cover it up.
     
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    I see chick porn in her future.
     
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    Is she a southpaw?
     
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    handjob specialist
     
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    Miss IOU a hand
    She should be Miss Nevada because she's a one armed bandit if she wins with that face.
     
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    Fisting... minus a fist. Atomic Wedgie might have some amputee porn.
     
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    Bones are so not hot.
     
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    If this was the future she could have an attachment that converted her bum arm into a lube dispenser. I can't wait for the future.
     
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    Howard would pay to have a lube dispenser attached to her bum beercan thick arm.
     
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    Holy shit... she sounds "exactly" like Beth... it's uncanny!
     
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    She could use that arm as an insertion device.
     
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    Chauncey Hayden's dream girl... :coffee: