Entertainment Miss Texas USA completely bombs first pitch attempt

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  1. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bababooey!!!!!!!!!! :yay:

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb...mbs-first-pitch-attempt/ar-AAilyvy?li=BBnb7Kz

    Miss Texas USA 2016 unfortunately will go down on the long list of honorary guests who have botched their ceremonial first pitch.

    Daniella Rodriguez, Miss Texas USA, attempted to throw out the first pitch before Wednesday’s Astros game, and it did not go well.

    Rodriguez, wearing about five-inch platforms, spiked her pitch into the ground.
     
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    That's hot.
     
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    Not guilty
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Booey's is more embarrassing. He's a man AND a baseball coach :jj:
     
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    Hey, Miss Texas, I have a couple of more balls you can rub down before you play with them.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Dat ass tho!
     
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    ...wasn't that bad...check out this first pitch >>>

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Not guilty of anything ever.
     
  9. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was watching her, not the pitch.
     
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  11. Nick Manning

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    :bounce: Yep, "Coach" Dell-a-bait" is horrible at throwing a ball and swinging a bat.

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  12. NipplesAndToes23

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    Who cares. Would bang.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    this is the only Miss Texas I care about
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    Wow, she's gorgeous.

    I'd actually rather see the person throw a disastrous pitch.

    You'll see 400 great pitches once the game starts.
     
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    Come on it's the Astros.....who really was paying attention? The front office gambled and hoped that she would fuck up so they brought her in to get some attention, and lo and behold it worked.
     
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    The fucking humanity :facepalm:
    I hope they sterilized her after that so there's no way she could reproduce.
     
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    Not only can she throw a heater...I'll bet she's smart too
     
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