Mississippi woman burglarizes high school students cars looking for ISIS members

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    HURLEY, Mississippi -- Jackson County authorities say a 41-year-old Hurley woman who was caught stealing from East Central High School students' vehicles claimed she was looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS.

    Lisa Carol Roche is charged with commercial burglary of an automobile after authorities say she was caught stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles parked at her children's school.

    She told authorities she was looking for members of the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria, the terrorist group that has made international headlines recently after several gruesome beheadings.

    Roche has been previously arrested for misdemeanor careless driving, felony embezzlement and felony burglary, according to the Jackson County Sheriff's Department.

    She remained at the Jackson County Adult Detention Center on Friday afternoon, awaiting an initial hearing.

    If convicted, Roche could face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine, authorities said.
     
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    She kind of looks like Rosie, no?
     
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    Worst excuse ever.
     
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    In the voice of Jon Lovitz as Tommy Flanagan "ISIS, yeah, I was looking for ISIS, that's it."
     
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    She was looking for ISIS to chop her head off.
     
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    That photo is more effective than a double dose of saltpeter!
     
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    Of her own child's school. :facepalm:
     
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    Why would you steal from High School students, what on earth would they have ..... :dontknow:
     
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    Years ago the Greaseman (Haven't heard that name in a long time, have we? ) used to say something to the effect of "They are just
    stupid people. They are criminals because they are not smart enough to have a real job." I think that's true of most criminals.

    On the positive side, she should be able to get the rest of her face tattooed now that she'll be back on the inside.
     
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    Never thought of it like that; good point ..... :coffee: