Mistakenly flirted with single mom

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake. VIP

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    I flirted with her and now regret it. Don't think I'm interested. We work in same dept at work but not closely. Can't just stop talking to her. This sucks.
     
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    God Well-Known Member

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    Boo Fucking Hoo.
     
  3. dilly

    dilly Well-Known Member

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    You sound old as hell. Dude you just flirted with her, I don't think she's expecting a ring now.
     
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  4. HowardsPrenup

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    I need advice fool
     
  5. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake. VIP

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    Thanks I needed that
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    great pics btw
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    Mrs Shiv is not a single mom.
     
  8. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Sack the fuck up.
     
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    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    OP accidentally flirted with a girl. OP afraid of cooties

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  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    She has a trophy so she puts out.
     
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    Tell her you're considering bringing her into your current relationship for a threesome. No lose sitch bro.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Just be friendly enough to get your work done, from now on.
     
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    Go wash your pussy faggot
     
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    Did you flirt with her or stick your finger in her ass?
    You do know that most women get hit on every fucking 4 seconds right?
     
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    Ask her what colour panties her daughter wears. Problem solved. You're welcome.
     
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  17. HowardsPrenup

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    This is a great thread
     
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    You already made the decision. Get it done and report back. Make sure you tag @isabella.
     
  19. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP Gold

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    Bang her hard and if she gets all clingy and shit after, show up to work in drag.
     
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    Whatever happened to just fucking a chick?
     
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    You thought she was married?
     
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