Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, May 27, 2012.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Funny fucker. So sad he his gone.
I don't even know how I get away with it. I'm not even a member.
(talking about eating a club sandwich)
Talking about a frog in a jar. " I wanna get a leaf and a stick, to recreate what hes used to"
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef
I'm so glad Kinkos is open 24 hours a day, just in case it's 2 in the morning and I need 2 of something!
I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "Fuck it, cut em up!"
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.
Rice is really a good thing to eat when you're in the mood for a thousand of something
I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very simple, Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letter, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!
another great thread! my favorite hedberg joke
major under rated comedian. reminded me of a steven wright type.
Hey man, when I was in college, Kinkos saved my life on more than one occasion.
To copy someone else's term paper?
Hee. No, usually to print out reports when my home printer shit the bed, which back then, happened regularly.
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