Mlaw's public service announcement

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    It's time to set your clock's back this weekend (except you babybear, bobtraw and other Arizona residents)---another thing you should do is change the batteries in all your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. Stay safe

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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    What do I do if I use long life lithium batteries?
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    My carbon monoxide detector just kicked the bucket. The new one will have fresh batteries.
     
  4. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    what about Arizona?
     
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  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Check your testes for lumps when your sack is loose, like after a warm shower :grad:
     
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  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Did you guys know smoke detectors are radioactive? Did you know they need to be replaced every 10 years?
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    DBD, he's thinking about your ballsack.
     
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  8. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    thank-you
    no changing the clocks,watches,dvr's,clocks in the car,microwave,etc.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    YASSS. I just replaced all of mine about a year ago. Safety first in my book. There are two main types that are quite different too. You need to do some studying before you go out and buy new ones.
     
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  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you have the stamina you also get an extra hour at the bar Saturday night...
     
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  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I would replace them anyway
    All my alarms are hard wired, but they have battery back ups too
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    oh---I would also change the batteries in any LCD thermostats you have, nothing worse than waking up cold as ice because your thermostat stopped working
     
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  13. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pinch the testicle between your thumb and forefinger and then roll it around, feeling the entire surface area for inconsistencies
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Mine are all wired too. You still need to replace them about every 10 years.
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I live next to a firehouse, so my odds of dying in a fire are pretty slim, but if it were going to happen, it would be me---:jj:
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Go check their testicles for lumps
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    they're so young, they probably don't even have hair on them :jj:
     
  18. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    They're not dead :pissed:
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    Coal City Fire Dept burning.

    ha.