Mlaw's public service announcement

It's time to set your clock's back this weekend (except you babybear, bobtraw and other Arizona residents)---another thing you should do is change the batteries in all your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. Stay safe

 

What do I do if I use long life lithium batteries?

 

My carbon monoxide detector just kicked the bucket. The new one will have fresh batteries.

 

what about Arizona?

 

Check your testes for lumps when your sack is loose, like after a warm shower

 

Did you guys know smoke detectors are radioactive? Did you know they need to be replaced every 10 years?

 

DBD, he's thinking about your ballsack.

 

thank-you
no changing the clocks,watches,dvr's,clocks in the car,microwave,etc.

 

YASSS. I just replaced all of mine about a year ago. Safety first in my book. There are two main types that are quite different too. You need to do some studying before you go out and buy new ones.

 

If you have the stamina you also get an extra hour at the bar Saturday night...

 

I would replace them anyway

All my alarms are hard wired, but they have battery back ups too

 

oh---I would also change the batteries in any LCD thermostats you have, nothing worse than waking up cold as ice because your thermostat stopped working

 

Pinch the testicle between your thumb and forefinger and then roll it around, feeling the entire surface area for inconsistencies

 

Mine are all wired too. You still need to replace them about every 10 years.

 

I live next to a firehouse, so my odds of dying in a fire are pretty slim, but if it were going to happen, it would be me---

 

Go check their testicles for lumps

 

they're so young, they probably don't even have hair on them

 

They're not dead

 

Coal City Fire Dept burning.

ha.