Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wife is a whore, Nov 14, 2014.
If you can't have a tender civil relationship with a man named War Machine then I don't know how anyone can keep their faith in Love.
Shes a cunt porn star maniac who was dating another maniac. They were in the middle of a threesome, probably all 3 of them drugged the fuck, and shit got crazy.
I have no sympathy for cunts like her that get involved with assholes then are shocked when they expose their true nature. And I have no sympathy for pathetic pieces of shit like him that always blame the system, then cry, then promise to change.
Zhut you pie hole, vaggot.
Its astonishing to me that someone would purposefully type as dracula for every single post on an internet board. I can only imagine the piece of shit type of human you are to take a schtick that may be funny for 3 comments, and then use it every single time with 3k posts. Some smelly, nerd, fatass sitting at his computer as his wife yells at him to take out the garbage while his kid tells their friends you are dead just to avoid the embarrassment of being seen by you.
You probably walk up to your wife to tell her youre sorry for spending so much time on the computer in your dracula voice trying to make her laugh for the first time in 15 years, but the only thing staring back at you is the herpes on her lip she got from your pathetic white trash neighbor who stands outside his house rubbing his stomach as your wife creams her panties that odorous yellow concoction.
*cue unfunny response written in a dracula voice"
You are correct on everything, except the 3sum part.
Calm ze vock down, man.
I thought I was the only one who didn't find this dracula shit funny.
Nope, its stupid as hell. Its not funny, hes not dracula godfried, and even if he was the wittiest bastard on the planet it still is not funny to read.
Holy zhit you meeltiinnnggg..
Zese vaggots post on a message board zat bust balls, zen zey cly like bitches ven zey balls are busted.
They staked that poor bastard, huh? Is he one of the guys you sent after Yordan (RIP bro)?
Yes. Yordan betlayed me.
I only discovered Drac's posts in the last week or two and I have to admit I read every one in a Count Chocula voice and chuckle. Might get old after a while but I'm digging it still.