Mmmm, homemade Tartar sauce....

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  1. J Hi

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    I bought some beautiful Alaskan Cod today & now I will make homemade tartar....

    Real Mayo
    Dill Pickle
    Capers
    Dijon
    Olive Oil
    Lemon
    Onion
    Pepper

    I'm just gonna eyeball everything because my recipe calls for a lot & I just need a few dollops....thank you

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    OH DEAR JESUS


    [video=youtube;Z0GFRcFm-aY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/video]
     
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    is the pepper real too?
     
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    I pop off at the sight of imitation onions
     
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    that is unirrelavent
     
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    Da hell's a caper?
     
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    Is you need a good cocktail sauce recipe ask Chriza
     
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    disgusting pickled green peppercorns :puke:
     
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    Cod has gotten ridiculously expensive, hasn't it?
     
  12. J Hi

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    Naz, not now ok babe....thanks, love :)
     
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    found next to the mayo
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    but im sure yours is better :)
     
  15. J Hi

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    Ok, this is a boring pic but, it's step 1....

    this is the mayo, dijon & olive oil mixed together....the oil makes it silky smooth, you can kind of see that in the pic

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    That's about the same volume as I jizz.
     
  17. J Hi

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    Basket, I'm doing this for BF, he loves it....

    now i will chop stuff....
     
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    I thought it was a prank.
     
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    capers are not peppercorns. They're flower buds.
     
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    Mayo from a jar, mustard in a plastic bottle. :facepalm: