Sports Model Destroys Sausage Eating Competition

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  1. DarkFriday

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    Nela is back and this time she has some competition as she takes on the University of Auckland’s Sausage Eating Contest! Having already completed the 10,000 calorie English breakfast, 10,000 calorie rainbow cake, and 22 Big Macs in one sitting challenges, this one was obviously a piece of cake for Nela!

     
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    God I love sausage


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    Bunch of pikers.
     
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    she's the new keilbasa queen!

     
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    Another sausage thread? WTF! :mad:
     
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    "Model"
     
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    22 big macs? how is that even anatomically possible to fit 22 big macs in your body?
     
  10. Walygatr

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    Skinny fuckers have none of that stomach resisting fat. They can stretch it out like a water balloon.
     
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    Well, there's the easy way.... and the hard way.
     
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    can i ask what the hard way is? lol
     
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    Well, thermometers come in two types right?
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    Here's how to make kick ass brats:
    • Heat a can of cheap beer and sliced onions in a big pot.
    • Add raw brats to the pot. Leave them in there for about 10 minutes.
    • Take brats out of pot and cook on grill.
    • Return grilled brats to pot and serve as needed from there.
    Use brat buns, not crappy hot dog buns.
    Serve with good mustard and raw onions and plenty of beer.
    No goddam relish or ketchup
     
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    What a friggin' sausage fest in here!!!

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    Perfect! I might throw some sauerkraut into the mix, but you're right on. I've seen to many raw brats and too many burned so bad that they looked like Seal.
     
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    Ill have the Sausage
     
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    Not anymore!
    :hhh:
     
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