Model Strips Naked, Fights Cops At Aussie Rules Grand Final

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  1. chapped

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    The lady you see above is a Scottish model named Heather McCartney. That's her being escorted out of Saturday's Australian Football League Grand Final, essentially the sport's Super Bowl. She was kicked out of the stadium because, while watching the game from a corporate box, she decided to get super naked. There are apparently rules against such a thing. (Things are about to get NSFW)

    She was very naked:


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    There's a lot of dispute over whom McCartney had accompanied to the game and why exactly she was naked, but the Herald Sun has been chasing the story:

    "No I was not hired as an escort and was in the box with friends," she said.

    "I got naked as I had a bet on that if Hawthorn won, I would flash quickly. No shows or performances."

    Several sources, including a man who claims he watched the show from within the box, have confirmed Ms McCartney was a paid stripper.

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    "It was a bet: I said if Hawthorn win, I'm getting naked. They won, and I got naked," she told the Herald Sun. "What a f—-ing day, it was great."

    Also, there's this:

    During her out-of-control antics, she kicked and punched police who tried to arrest her, attacking one with a high heel and biting another on the finger. "F—- off, I don't have to tell you anything, you f—-ing retard," she yelled before hitting one officer in the face.
     
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    Stupid rules.
     
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    Those are some bulbous bolt ons.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Not a model, but rather a "model".

    Howard related because beth is also one.
     
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    Those ugly ass fakers look like a skin colored coconut bra.

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    Awful tits
     
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    Beer belly doesn't help
     
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    Is she pregnant?
     
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    I question the use of "model" but I would happily fuck her. Just saying.
     
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    Extra point for spiking the ball kicking the ball between those hypnotonicly round boobs.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    People in Australia seem to have so much more fun than us
     
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    It's because their toilet water swirls in the opposite direction.
     
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    How about it.:depressed:
     
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    I would only have sex with that beast if I had to put no effort into it whatsoever.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I don't think you'd have to
     
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    Judging by these pictures, I'm pretty sure I know what she smells like.
     
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    Every toilet I used for months their flushed straight down.. I have never been so disappointed.
     
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    That's because they constantly live on the edge of death! They have learned to live every moment to the fullest! At any moment, all within a five foot radius of your currant location, there are probably 8-10 different kinds of insects, spiders, plants and other shit that can kill you!

    That place and its nature and wildlife scare me. :chair:
     
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    I bet her vagina is icky too.