Mom arrested for hiring strippers for son's 16th birthday party

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  1. squigglyline

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    Dawg could you get the mom to start posting here?
     
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    What a cool mom.
     
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    Not Guilty ... no one would bitch if she took him to an R Rated film would they?
     
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    what is wrong with these people? you don't hire a stripper for a boy's16th birthday!

    you hire a hooker! strippers are for children.
     
  8. HeinousMark

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    Obviously poor judgement, but I don't think she should be looking at jail time for it. Our country has some weird frikkin' hang-ups about sex.....
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    No shit. My mom was never this fucking cool. She ain't getting shit from me on Mother's Day this year. :fil:
     
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    What is considered poor judgment is very relative. The only thing she did wrong was get caught.

    EDIT: Okay I just read the story. The mom is fucking retarded. Didn't realize she hired strippers to come to a fucking bowling alley. The mom looks hot though and is only 33 years old. :facepalm:
     
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    Hmmmm.....mom would have been 16 maybe 17 when Junior was conceived....:bigthink
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    Yep. She's been a slut for a long time already and she's only 33. :cheer:
     
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    I love sluts....I just wish they loved me too.....:nocheer:
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    The mom has a nice body...looks better than those tattoo covered strippers.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    sluts aren't picky, for a couple hundred they will at least love you for a night.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    If they could love, they wouldn't be sluts. It's a Catch-22. :(
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Oh Brules, that's not real love.
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    True. Mom should have stripped.
     
  19. Stone Cold

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    According to the NY Post, the only reason she got caught was because some shithead punk posted pictures on Facebook, and the uptight fat soccer moms who dropped their 13 and 14 year olds off were all up in arms. Funny how those same parents will just drop their kids off with someone they obviously don't know. If the stripper-hiring mom goes to jail, so should the other parents. :grad:
     
  20. squigglyline

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    agreed.