Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Aug 24, 2016.
Stay classy TSA
Well why the fuck does some 9 year old kid have a pacemaker?
Whats really going on, Abdullah?
Can we just leave the kids alone ... For fucks sake, there's one race you can check a little extra... Other than that leave me be until some white kid is responsible for blowing up a fucking plane. After that then you can adjust policy.
Her son's name is Chili?
She named him after the restaurant he was conceived.
The recent problem is that the TSA failed a bunch of audits of procedures. They are just going by the book.
"Wah!" I'm upset that they won't let me just roll him through and want me to spend an extra 5 minutes in screening, but I have no problem with the hour plus routine waits"
Do you think he will be invited to the White House?
The TSA has no heart. Get it?
We just came back from Thailand on Emirates. Via Dubai. Yeap, never again. The TSA will have a profiling seizure and cavity searches galores with all the hijabs, robes and interesting characters of the Middle Easterners there.
I bet the mother gives great blowjobs.
How long before he gets granted refugee status, and gets a full ride to the U.S.?
Yup, white American children are known to blow up themselves for Durka Allah. On the flip side the mother looks and sounds like a tremendous cunt.
Can't TSA set up some type of "special circumstance" form for folks to fill out and get verified ahead of travelling?
If I can pay extra money for a TSA pre-check or preferred boarding, why can't people like this be cleared ahead of time?
I see her eyes. I hear her voice for 7 seconds and it confirms it.
This was all her fault. Annoying woman. Pro victim.
Wah. Next time get there early and ask to talk to a supervisor and have medical documents.
OK, I had a new valve implanted in my heart about 9 years ago. It's made of titanium, which means I will set off metal detectors. Immediately after my operation, I was given a St. Jude Medical Implanted Device Identification card. It's similar to this, only the top and bottom banners are blue and the wording is a little different...
I stick it in the TSA's face every time I fly. I have no problems.